Somewhere above YOUR head~

2008-11-17T05:47:00.000-08:00

cont'd from previous post.

After arriving at CHIJ, had to go through bag check, then go unpack...then games.

So our group 1st activity was some activity where 3 people have balloons tied to their feet on each side, and then the objective is to pop them.

Then in the end, all those that wanted to be attackers end up being defense, and all those wanting to defend ended up attacking. So confusing ._.

The best part was one person defending the balloon person while 6 people tried to get past.

freakin gangbangers.

then after that was a game where you have to take alphabet pieces out of dirty water with your feet.(lets not go into details here)

And then a game where you have to run and eat a apple hanging by a thread without using your hands.(much to our amusement, the other group dropped their apple into the ground twice...but of course didnt eat it)

followed by twister with paint on the board. in the end all of us got painted feet and hands.

Then some complicated game involving water guns, umbrellas and name tags.(There is a opaque sheet, and 2 people get ready behind it. one holds a umbrella. then when the sheet goes down, the person without the umbrella must say the opposite side person's name(the one not holding the umbrella). the group which is slower gets hit with water guns(and a bucket of water) afterwards.)

Then when i THOUGHT the paint on my hands had dried...

there was the mother hen and chicks game. but with 16 people instead of 8. so when everyone attempted to turn, the back few people fell out. And I was part fo them. A side effect of that was i gripped really hard on Nicolette's shoulders..and then later found out that i stained her fav T-shirt. Oops.(yes yes i did apologize ALOT.)

So then, after that all the games were canceled due to rain. In their place, though, was a...dress up competition to turn boys into girls. AHHHHHHHHHHH. So out of the 3 guys in our group, how did one get chosen? Heres how.

Jeremy Lau(JL): *points at me* he should do it.

Other jeremy(J): Yes, he should do it.

Me: *points at jeremy(non lau)*No way, you should do it cuz you look more macho.(this is, unfortunately, true. He had a bigger body.)

Luckily, the rest agreed with me. Phew~

But he refused to do it. So on and on we went, each saying the other should do it all the way back, until someone had the bright idea of playing a game of chance to decide. Why? Because the girls failed to persuade all 3 of us to do it willingly. And we couldn't decide. So after playing....

Jeremy Lau got the role.

LOL. In the end he wore some bikini made of plastic cups and a 'skirt' made of name tags.(WITH HIS CLOTHES ON. NO SICK THOUGHTS.) If you think that was good, wait till you hear about the others..

Here are 2 memorable ones.

One dressed as a dancer.(he won.) And then some comments were that he seemed more like a girl than some girls there. This, of course, got the commenter whacked.

The other found 2 volleyballs and used them as

-CENSORED-

This will continue later.

2008-11-16T06:16:00.000-08:00

okay....i forgot to tell you all i was going for confirmation camp for 3 days, but....noone noticed! WOO!

First day:

Went to church...at 8.30. met most of the class there, except for most of the SJI people and like 1/4 of the girls. Then, after registration...

Me: Wheres Tim Choo and the rest?(the SJi guys and the missing girls)

Joel: Oh they're at Macs opposite, sleeping.

Me: ....Registration just ended, and they're sleeping?

Joel: Go wake them up!

Me: I'm lazy to run. You go.

So, after about 5 minutes, we, with our 1337 eyesight(yeah right) manages to see some people leaving Macs. Problem solved!

Then, even after all the arguing and repeated prompts to go into the hall, when i finally go in, I find out i'm the first in my group to arrive.

And I get greeted by the facilitator(facil for short). Lucky me :D
Anyway the facil was really friendly, and helped the group get to know each other better. yay.

Anyway, here are the members(for future reference)

Group name: Saint Josemaria Escriva

-Andre(Facil)
-Gabriella(Facil)
-Antonia
-Amanda
-Joey
-Jeremy i-forgot-your-surname-sorry-dont-kill-me
-Jeremy Lau
-Nicolette(is that how you spell it?)
-Patricia
-me ._____.

So then, there were ice breakering activities, Camp briefing, sessions(we'll call them lectures), and lunch, etc.

Then went to CHIJ Toa Payoh for camp.

-Okay, the post ends here now, for 2 reasons.

1. My parents are gonna kill me if i dont sleep soon, and if i die, this post will never get published and the sotry wont end.
2. From here on the mood of the posts will be more combrte and reflective and...religious?
3. I'm sleepy.

2008-11-10T01:18:00.000-08:00

Ahhhh zomfg....

Firstly, my sincere thanks to the bus captain of bus no. 105, license number 8155Z. And also to all those commuters who helped me out.

Now heres what happened:

Firstly, at noon, Legion of mary (seat of wisdom) went out together for a meal, then meeting, at sakura! woot!

So then, for the next 1hr 10 minutes, we ate, cracked jokes, and shared horrific experiences and warning about ACE camp.(impt: i ate 20 pieces of sashimi. which was regretted later.)

Then, meeting.

And halfway through it, i started hiccuping. And everytime i hiccuped, there would be pain in my chest area(more like knife stab). At first everyone laughed like hell, including me. But then when i found out it wasnt stopping, then...

So it continued, at a frequency of 2 every 5 seconds. ._.

Then, on the way back home, on the bus, i vomited. Luckily, not over anyone, but on the floor. So thanks to the bus driver for stopping and giving me cloth to clean(lol i cleaned his bus for him) and also to the 2 aunties who helped by giving me tissue paper. And to the guy next to me who helped.

2008-11-07T06:47:00.000-08:00

Lalala....okay sch over!(actually 2 days ago, but nvm)

Anyway, for any world of warcraft fans readingf this(i think 0, but you cant be sure), WOW Wrath of teh lich king is coming out on 11.13.2008

okay, now that the ads are over, lets review a super late post on last day of sch...

3/11/2008

Truly, this day gave a new meaning to the words 'THIS IS MADNESS'.

1st period: Geog

Presentation time, on our project on development. I wont go into details, except this, the teacher is f-ing biased. And my presentation gave a new meaning to the phrase :" Epic phail"

2nd period: Chem

Geez, you'd think its that last day, mr chen would let us slack. BUt no, he goes off into new topic. >.< my brain hurts...

3rd period: English AKA slack like hell
Since we finished the task designated for english yesterday(newspaper report/movie review), we watched some vid, then teach left us to our own devices(this is also known as let the class wreck havoc). After all, it was only 5 min to recess, what could we do in 5 min?

Ans: Alot. First, Theodore decided to headbutt lucas. Next, lucas retaliated by grabbing a full can of deodorant, and spamming it on theodore. Then theodore grabbed the can, wrenched it out of Lucas hands, and spammed it back on him, his bag, and the whole table, and the neighboring tables. Then half the class ran out for fresh air. The smell was like...Blehhh

Then, Maths!
We tried to bribe Ms Ong into letting us watch movie by telling her a guy from her form class told us she was playing movie for them, which is true. Instead, we were stuck doing Sets for the whole period.

5th Period: Geog again. Not saying more here. Its after that which gets interesting.

Then, clean up! Which we all slacked off. MUAHAHAHAHA. And then, me and daryl Pow had our Kassen Kentai(final battle) outside class, to settle our debt once and for all(in case anyone doesnt know, he kept poking me and jabbing me since sec 1. In return, I jabbed him and whacked him. But only in self defence.) So, if it was only in Self defence, how did this happen? well...

*FLASHBACK*

Gerald: Hey Saw, Punch this poster see if can break.

Me: Okay, hold properly ah...

*Smack*

Me: Damn, didnt break.
*I then proceed to walk outside.*

Me: Oh look, its raining. You fault lah daryl Pow, once you come out cause it to rain.

Walks back into class*
*Gets head slammed by daryl, meaning to tap my head but instead whacking it into a wall*

After I get up, I feel my head and find a lump the size of a 50cent coin.
And thats why I got pissed.

Okay to summaris ethe battle, I headbutted him, jabbed him 5 times in the stomach, and then backed off. Then i blocked all his moves for 30sec. =.=

2008-11-02T06:52:00.000-08:00

You are The Hierophant

Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching.

All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel.

The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

geez and i thought i'd be XXI, the world. heh. oh well, anyway...

Today tkd, saw 1 guy go through damn tough training..
he had to spar 3 times in a row. against teh seniors(daryl and dexter)
and he got tired after 1st fight...his morale can also be seen was down(he lost 7-0).
and then he had to fight dexter who had like infinite stamina xia.
then he went on the recieving end of dexters 'spammage' style.
Could see he was in so much pain >.<

And so, dear 3-G1-3ers who read this, thats the reason why i dotn want to use force in class. its because i dont want to hurt anyone.

(chances of that happening are 0.000000000000000000000000000001 x 10^-9.99999e99 %)

2008-10-31T07:14:00.000-07:00

Crap, nothing much to update lately.

Ah wait, gotta say something about my class!

3G1-3 was really...fun class, had lots of good times(not doing hw, card games, halo tournaments), bad times(does getting scolded as a class count?), and much more... just that i find we dont have much of a attitude toward studies or doing homework, and only 1 more year to O levels..

Luckily noone got retained (though sometimes i wish one person did, how evil!) and is it just me, or during the supplementry lessons the teachers seem more stressed than usual?

*waits for response, but hears nothing*

Oh wait, noone from my class reads this.
WHich means, I can post anything i want. MUahahahahahaha...

Schedule of 50% of 3G1-3 people(AKA Dota Freaks)

Switch on WC3
Go on to GGclient
get into a DOTA room
Get owned(90% of them)
own others(10%)
repeat for whole holiday.

Now obviously, there is no mention of acedemics.

2008-10-22T05:46:00.000-07:00

Lack of updates, because:

1. Exams(yes, way over)
2.Camps and alot of celebrations
3.Supplementry Classes while rest of sch has holidays.

Anyway, today, at english, the most random topic came up.

Death sentances and prisoner punishments.

And it was pretty traumatising to learn you were named after a torture/death method

And to quote the whole class,(with a tone of emphasis on the 2nd word)

"The SAW."
How does it work?(those who want to skip this press page down button, cuz its damn gory)

The victim is first hung upside down, so that more oxygen flows to the brain, and he can live longer.
Then they are sawed down.

Into half.

From the 'in between the legs area'.

Used on: Homosexuals of various sexes.
So remember, its bad to be gay.

And that wasnt even the most disgusting.

There was another called the impaling stick but its too disgusting, so...

2008-09-19T07:40:00.000-07:00

okay. my luck reallly sucks.

during chemistry SPA..

to make a long story short: My dropper had a leak. so i thought to be a smart-ass and just pour the alkali in to the beaker from the jar.

then, i had to stumble, hands jerk...
and pour the damn thing over my hand/arm.

=.= bbye method marks.
and my hand felt painful throughout the whole day...

GRRRR.

Oh, and chinese was fun again. lets see...

-during ting xie, ryan, theolck, and a whole lot of other pple i wont mention were cheating(i mention those 2 cuz they were ordy caught)
-then no1 listened to lesson again...
-peoples cheating ways get more and more hilarious.
EG: one put the book outside the window, when teacher came, closed the shutters, then reopened later.
eg2: wallace got sent out of class. he took his textbook with him.

Then had chemistry(chenistry) remedial.
and then aft that found out cca ordy over. muz be some quick announcement only.
so stayed back to 'de-stress' by playing 'hand tennis'. again.

and then frisbee. which i think i'm not gonna be good at.
-crashed into timothy(monkey), tried to stop him, tripped, grabbed him, ended up tumbling on the field AND tore his shirt.

damn, now i feel bad about this.

2008-09-18T07:12:00.000-07:00

zzzzzzzzzz tmrw is going to suck.

again i did no revision today...did damn little homework, now struggling to finish 1 stupid chinese essay.

anyway today ss watched some damn rascist show n tyra banks show, had 1 nazi-rascist family on it...they even train their own children to be rascist...wtf

watching the 4-5 year old girl say the rascist and nazi stuff, and only because of her parents influence is just wrong.

was she born rascist? no.
it was her PARENTS who taught her this.

makes me feel damn sick after watching.

2008-09-17T06:45:00.000-07:00

Well guys, it appears the hate of me by machines has ended(thank you computer for not crashing on me)....unfortunately, it has spread to my sis.

when she tried to upload her songs from her phone it caused major lag in the comp and she wasted 1.5 hours trying to upload stuff. MAJOR PHAIL.

um right. anyway...

-my science teachers have got to be crazy...or evil. they both gave us 2 FYE papers and expect us to complete it. damn them.

and...after the bus incident..when i got home(old news), the sink...cracked. but its fixed.

and....i forgot to bring PE atire for 2 weeks ordy...but hey, bright side: today when i was forced to run round the track...i found a chak-teh. great for my class to play!

And classroom tennis rocks.
sadists find it fun to watch the fat boy run abt to catch the ball. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

3G1-3 league 2.

Jia Wei - Me

4-6

from there, due to time constraint, was single matches.(for entertainment purposes...the score will be in points)

Joey - Adithya(fat man)

win-40

Joey - Jia Wei

win-15

Joey - Keith Fern

win-30

Joey - Norman

win-15

Joey - me

win - 30

Joey - kesigun

40-win

kesigun - adithya

win-0

kesigun - norman

win-15

kesigun - me

win-15

kesigun - jia wei

win-0

kesigun - joey

30-win

joey - adithya

win-15

joey - me

30 - win

me - kesigun

win-30

me - adithya

win - 40

me - gerald

30-win

and so on.

2008-09-13T06:58:00.000-07:00

It happened again.

yesterday, i got onto bus 153...
so the bus cleared one stretch of road, turned, moved 5 metres....

and stalled.

conclusion: public machinery hate me.

=.=

2008-09-11T06:47:00.000-07:00

Today, at about 9 pm, i was sent down to buy bread. whee!

So i did the usual..walked out, didnt grab a phone, went into A lift of block 60.
pressed '1', went down to first floor, WHEN...

The damn door didnt open.
So i tried pulling the door apart. no use(duh)

spammed the 'open' button.
alsono use, except for the long continuous beeping sound when the door is opening.
Then some stupid automated message came through fro the speakers, something abut 'do not force open the doors, remain calm and ring the bell'

yeah great advice. except for one thing.

I heard before alot of eople attempting to ring the bell.
rescue would come in half an hour.

So being the impatient person i am, i pressed '24', hoping the doors worked back up there.
And yes, i managed to get out back at 24th floor.
And then waited for the 'A' lift to go down, then pressed lift call again, and went down safely.

and when i got out, i saw the 'A' lift open it doors normally, and proceed to 12th floor.

'WTF?!'(i kinda shouted it out, fortunately no1 nearby, except a cat)

CONCLUSION: Public machinery hate me.

Oh, and today some people played classroom tennis...with their hands.

Scores:

Adithya-Joey
0-6

Daryl Pow-Joey
0-6

Jia Wei-Joey
0-6

Jia Wei- Daryl Pow
0-6

JonSaw-Joey
2-6

damn, i lost.
but i knocked his 'flawless victory' record streak off. MUAHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, sch based practical assesment tmrw(SPA).
stupid thing counted for O levels...hope i do well.
most likely will forget what to do though.
Ah well, my prac always sux.

12/15, 8/25, 7/15.

Fail. Or as Keith says, PHAIL.(does he say that? i dunno either. I put this cuz i dont think he reads the blog, but i could be wrong)

2008-09-09T07:27:00.000-07:00

Today, as I packed my bag after school, a noise of commotion outside greeted me.

Turned out that 5 of my classmates were playing chak teh on the track.
So i joined them..and..got owned. owch.

Then it rained.

So we went back to class
and wrecked havoc.(changed duty boy names, then when corrected, abused the names, shoed funny videos of each other, insulted one another, and got whacked/hit by a thrown tennis ball)

So finally, when someone threw a tennis ball at me, i grabbed a box cover and used it to block the ball.

He threw again, and i blocked.

THEN mervin went "OMG i want to play too!"
so he grabbed the ball, threw it a hair high...
and missed the 'shield' compltely, hitting me in the face(to be precise, the nose)

I laughed so hard after that that tears came out, and my freinds mistook them fo pain.

Somehow, to me, this incident is frickin comical and funny though i dont see why either.

maybe the nose is connected to the brain.

or whatever..

2008-09-07T05:13:00.000-07:00

my blog is dead.

but anyway..this is one post i really should post(and i had this sudden...premonition to post this? so...)

Sunday...last day of T3 holidays(noooooooooooooooooooooo)

Lol, cherng hao, shi tian, daryl, the week you decide not to come was the week that we celebrate alvins b'day...quick go wish him happy b'day now!

They say pictures speak a thousand words.... so enjoy!

This is the cake.

Our resident mad woman!

Birthday boi

now hes at the cake

and the candles are gone.

So, one question i'll be asked sooner or later is: "How did we eat the cake with no spoon/fork/plates/all 3?"

Answer: Dexter ate it all. No lah, we tore the box up and used it as plates and spoon. pity i no pictures of THAT.

Q2. how did we distract alvin while dexter brought in the cake?

Answer: We sent charmaine and 'mad woman' to act as a diversion(a very interesting convo about haircuts...)

-end post-

2008-08-26T07:03:00.000-07:00

OBS update super overdue...
must be i'm just lazy.

bad me.

OBS DAY 1:

Went to punggol jetty, and waited for abt 2 hrs cuz of 2 people who came super late.

then i lent norman 1 whole packet of solid fuel(or as myles puts it, SAWLID fuel), and keith fern a cap(he had a bald head like me and still didnt bring a cap. asking for brain burn?)

Thus, with supplies diminished, we all went onto the ferry, and went to pulau ubin for OBS.

was in camp 2...it is apparantly more low tech than camp 1 which is actually quite nice. then did all the basic admin stuff lo, like sorting all the tents, groundsheet, given food. blablabla

so then aft lunch(buns and apple) went up to pitch tent...had to climb a 101 step staircase. then if you counted it all correctly 1st time, ur wish would come true. i counted 100 >.< so no wishes for me.

also learn all the knots there but..haha lol i fell asleep. so in the end pitch tent i can only hold pole up or carry it to be useful.

then dinner. frickin nice. we gave all our cutlery to puver, who had to lose mine. then when i found it, they took all the food ordy. -.-
had to get food from other group, who cooked too much. MUAHAHAHAHA I TOOK MORE THAN YOU ALL IN THE END.(if anyone of you are reading this)

then......it rained. hard. while we struggled to finish our tents and pack our rock climbing equipment. but we made it(kinda.)

so we slept in a nice sheltered rock floored building.(open air)
and i woke up in the middle of the night. and the first thing i saw was one guys ass.

shocked the hell out of me, but made very fun recounting the next day.

so what have i learnt from this?

-alot of my group are greedy and heavy eaters
-incidents in the night in OBS are very traumatising

2008-08-07T06:04:00.000-07:00

QUick post:

-exams are coming
-national day coming also
-BeiJing huan ying ni

THEREFORE: cant enjoy holidays.

hmmm...anyway an interesting thing happened at bus stop
got off the bus with 1 cjc guy and mgs girl, then suddenly heard a loud 'crack' sound.
then see the cjc guy fall to the groud in pain.
so both of us(mgs girl and me) rush to help him, get him to bus stop to rest.

heres the thing:
The rest of the adults didnt help. there were plenty walking to and fro, but it was like we didn't exist.
WTH? is there sumthin wrong with the society today or what??
(and they say young people are uncaring...)

i shall leave the rest of the pondering over this to the readers.

2008-08-03T07:30:00.000-07:00

cont'd from previous post

aft sch went mouse, did some random stuff in mouse room for awhile, cursed robotics, then suddenly realised hat venue for this week was com lab 2. so rushhhh all the way back there.

then there we watched several vids, eg japan mouse finals(hehe most of the pple who read this wont actually know what the hell am i talking about, so i wont elaborate here, lets just say the robot went so fast the camera couldn't catch it)

followed by lithium polymer battery videos what happens when you charge a lithium polymer battery too long unattended!

ans: GG.(massive explosion. and the vid batt shown was like one of the smallest charged...)(and we're ordering one for each team. good side: can own woodlands ring. bad side: i am willing to bet $10 that 1 month after we get these batts at least ONE of them will blow up from over charging.)

k then aft that was treated to a presentation of mmouse UK trip. so next 1.5hrs spent laughing at all the photos or listening attentively.

then at 5 went newton for 'OFFICIAL' sec4 farewell dinner. told juniors not to order too much but....ah well.
EG: 1 sec2 odered a whole swordfish. guess whether he could finish it or not?

P.S. SWORDFISH! MY COUSIN! :P

2008-08-01T06:04:00.000-07:00

Today was a damn packed day, with many events to write about! woooo!
-oh and some 7 month overdue photos r comin, pictures of S1OC 2008!(courtesy of kevin martinez wong, thanks man!)

quote: Emmanuel Richard: "My favourite color is black, as it helped me learn an ancient ninja technique. Now you see me, *moves into shadow* now you dont."

Friday, 1/8/08(*ahem ahems* birthday, explained later)

be4 sch, nuthing much...until abt 7.20 then suddenly rmbed 2 things:
-had to complete hair for hope reflection forms
-and had to buy fruit or get detention

so i SPRINT!(prob last time i sprint for some time?)
and make it. in time.
and complete everything in time!

CRISIS 1 avoided.

on to crisis 2.

PERIOD 1: GEOGRAPHY
JonSaw's team(dont ask why i'm leader, i dunno too): Keith fern, Swee hoon, adrian, norman

we were given a full piece of work to do. a full essay qn. and we OWNED IT. okay we only owned the first part, completing it in record time. thats not to say there weren't any snags from the start though, me, keith and normy got involved in heavy debate on whose answer to use( 60% time i won :P)
and then, the snag.

Adrain(sick and tired of writing): GODDAMMIT MUZ WRITE WHY THE SPIT BEND MEH?!
Keith, me, normy: yeah.
Adrain: I quit.
Swee Hoon: *silently moves away from team*
Keith: okay shit. now what.
me: I'll write!
Keith: no I'LL write, you;'re handwriting is like u write with a SAW.
me: WHAAAAT?!

GGNORE to keith.

in the end had half a qn to finish,with alot of debates.

note: later during PSE, it turned out we did need to write why a spit bends. i win.
PERIOD 2: PHYSICS

Interesting parts:
-we made our interclass soccer team
-mr sim went thru on um...traditional things that were done to ur unmentionables.
-it included diagrams.
-i'm damn glad SJI is a all boys sch.

PERIOD 3: SS

our teach "ROCKS" man. we did a 45 min essay in 25 min. i managed to do 3/4 of it. aiya can get 8 marks min lah...

PERIOD 4: PE!(the fun part)

we went track, and as usual,d dint say the pledge...until...
*slackers sit on stair*

Teach: MOVE AND SAY UR PLEDGE!
*smacks 1 guy on the ass with the softball bat*

me: MOVE MOVE MOVE! 2 LINES OR U GET SMACKED!
PE rep: the josephian pledge! we josephians pledge ourselves at all times...shit what was it again?
me: shit.

then we played softball!
UG/sports VS clubs and society(MICROMOUSE)+NPCC

we batted 1st.
and i kena out on 1st try. running halfway they got me. tyco lah.
but managed to hit a ball far enuf for sum1 to scored home run. YEAH MAN.

then our turn to pitch.
Lucas: pitcher
Wallace: 1st base
Shi Yang: 2nd base
Theodore: 3rd base
Me: random runner

so we didnt get ANY1 out. at all. because...
-they hit damn far. nearly went esso. had to run like hell
-1 easy shot shi yang fumbled, dropped, and gave the guy time to run all 4 bases.
-another easy shot smacked me in the face, and then gave the guy time to run, again.

and then we batted. again.
this time i was out again, cuz i kena sold out by my team mate...
*smack*
RUN LUCAS RUN!
i run frm 1st to 2nd, notice they goin for 3rd base, then i stop.
lucas smack me frm behind"oi wad u doin, go"
then cuz cannot 2 pple at 1 base, so..
GG.

then finish..
we pitch. this time i 3rd base.
then...
SMACK!
"RUN SAMUEL RUN"
he runnin for 3rd base, and i had the ball, so i slide hoping the cone stop my slide but..

*slide*
"yes i'm gonna pwn ur ass samuel..wtf?!"
*samuel kicks cone away"

oh...shit.

i musta slid for 10m. and scraped both knees. wonder if can still spar now?
so of coz i released my anger by shouting expletives at samuel, who did a home run. in the end i got him out. hah.

then we went for recess.

PERIOD 4.5: RECESS(people who think seeing other people get humiliated is fun, you'll love this)

*buy sportade and food*
*table has me, norman to my left, daryl sim to my front, lucan to front left*
me: hell sportade is good.
daryl*drinking*:indeed
me:drinks and forgets to put cap.
norman: *opens chinese zuo ye, ke ben, ci yu shou ce*
lucas: norman u did zuo ye?
norman: yeah...why?
me: begans shaking bottle*
lucas : can lend m~

half a second of silence.
then...
the table realised i spilt orange sportade all over normans books.
score: jon1, norman0
lucas: HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA
daryl: HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA
norman: JON WTF?! *punch, jab, punch*
keith: hes SAWRY, NORMAN!
me: damn all of you to hell.
then i wiped clean his books, said sorry(sawry) about a dozen times, and then strangled keith

me: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
keith: I'M, SAWRY! I'M SAWRYYYYYYYY!
*increases pressure*
keith: I'M S-O-R-R-Y!!!! JEREMY!!! HELP!!!!
jeremy: this is rich, a guy with a surname of fern insulting a saw
me: let this be a lesson to you jeremy.

then in the end...norman couldnt learn his ting xie, and i kena suan for the rest of the day.

PERIOD 5: chemistry(CHENISTRY)

topic check.(GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I FAILED FOR SURE)

PERIOD 6: CHINESE
today, we had ting xie. in preparation for this, the class had disguised several ci yus and stuff over the board. but it was wiped off by teach in the end. all save 1.

then, 2 ke ben, 2 ci yu shou ces confiscated. lol cheaters.
int he middle of ting xie, daryl sim suddenly began singing an accapella version of "i wont go home without you" at the top of his voice.
lucas:"STOP HIM SOMEONE!!"
daryl: I WONT GO HOME WITHOUT YOUUUUU~
me: SHUT......UP!!!!
then whole class went quite for 5 seconds.

lucas: daryl you disgrace, you got scolded by jon saw. JON. SAW. JON SAW SCOLDED YOU. LOSER!!!!

no comment.

2ND PART COMIN UP TMRW, ALONG WITH PICS OF S1OC 2008, 7 MONTHS LATE!

2008-07-30T06:13:00.000-07:00

woo. 6 days.

alright, frist some main points(for fun, yeah?)
-my hair is growing back
-my aura has thickened(if you all dont get the joke then try looking a my head from 10m away)
I now have to mug, can tuse comp.
so now my blog will die(its ordy dead but...ah more dead? if theres a blacker than black, then theres a deader than dead. which there is. iodine is blacker than flourine and um..)

wait, what the HELL am i saying.
oops gtg.

btw a quote to remember this post by:

"to talk in 1337, all you have to do it bang your head repeatedly into the keyboard."

2008-07-24T05:41:00.000-07:00

today was...hair for hope!
For those who dont know, hair for hope is where we shave our heads as a sign of companionship with the cancer people who have had their hair shaved or dropped off due to chemotherapy.

BEFORE PICTURES:

from left to right:
JonSaw, Gerald Chan, Keith Fernandez, Daniel Seow, Norman lee, Mohammad Akid(sorry if spelt your name wrong)

den our shavin was during recess...
While in line:

Me and Norman!

all of us, again.

And finally...the shave.

when i find the damn person who took this, i WILL kill him. personally.

then, when me and norman went bak to class, cuz chinese teacher always mixed us up..
*chinese teach comes in*
me: (translation frm chinese to eng) good morning

teach: good morning norman

me: WTFBBQ i'm not norman

Norman: lol jon u got mistaken AGAIN.

me: oh yeah? watch.

*takes off glasses*

me: teach, which is norman and which is jon?

teach(to me): you are norman.

WTF?! we juz corrected her 10sec ago and kena mistaken again.

kk and after the shave:

the one in the middle is our form tutor, mrs ellen woo! very kind of her to let us go out juz be4 1st period to take our before photos.

fun pic. :PPPPPPPPP

aiyah then coming home ah...so many pple stare, its like i had a big neon sign on me that says"look here and win $10". but not as bad as norman, he almost kena ganged by ganster.

yesterday:
aft sch HK people came to micromouse lab, along with robotics people. so micromouse chased robotics out...cuz out foreign people take higher priority over robotics...haha.
then in the end we had to teach them how to use micromouse..then race
but turn out i won leh...8.5 seconds..

Lucas; HARDWARE LAH, MY SPEED HIGHER HOW YOU STILL WIN

kk. now to interrogate gerald on who took those photos during the shave(cant be him, cuz he was shavin at same time as me)

2008-07-18T08:19:00.000-07:00

waaaa what a day. racial harmony day and the indian fellows of our class choose to be absent. zzzz

then lessons as usual, with recess, then watched the sec2's perform their racial harmony skits/songs.(wa no offence to any sec2 reading this, but the singing ah...can see glasses crack.)

den go PAC watch movie abt gencide in africa. scary.

"YOU DROVE OFF THE ROAD!"
* goes out check, trips*

then fog cleared, and...
turn out the bmps were that they were driving over alot of dead bodies...holy shit.

2008-07-14T09:06:00.000-07:00

guys random post i found:

Okay so Fred and Thro walk to a city named Chintukty, they were driving through interstate 7495834530 and were driving in the highway for about 10 hours. Fred goes to Thro, "Hey man, I'm hungry, lets grab a bite.". "I hear you on that, LETS GO TO BURGER KING!". So Fred and Thro begin driving towards the nearest Burger King, which is in Exit 5875-Z. A few minutes on their drive towards Burger King, Fred spots a Walrus lying in the feild of corn and says to Thro, "Hey I spy a Walrus!". Suddenly out of nowhere another Walrus appears in Fros eye sight, but the Walrus flies through the air with a monkey-wrench and begins to bash the car. Fred goes "Oh my god theres a Walrus on our car!, floor it Thro!". As Thro puts the gas on his 1928 Ford Model-T, he automobile races through the highway on an average speed of 5 Miles Per Hour. Few seconds pass and behind the car are 10 Ninja Walruses rushing towards them with flaming chainsaws. But before the ninja walruses could get near the car, P. Diddy and Chuck Norris descend upon the heavens with AK-47's and Grenades. Suddenly when it all seem bleak for the ninja walruses, Captain Planet appears and engages in an epic Final-Fantasy-Style combat. Captain Planet lifts a large boulder and thros it at Chuck Norris but Chuck breaks the boulder with his third fist hidden in his beard. "Your beard is strong!" says Captain Planet, "but not even Chuck Norris can withstand this!". "No! It cannot be!, you'll destroy the balance of nature!". Captain Planet charges an Over 9000 Kamehameha and fires it at Chuck Norris, "The Power is YOURS!!!!". The beam roars through the air but stops abruptly as it was intercepted by another force. "Yeah it's da Juggernaut BITCH!". The Juggernaut crashes into the ground with the force of a Dinosaur and breaks the beam with his helmet. "You can't be serious this muthaf***a talkin' 'bout me!?, I'ma beat the s*** get the f*** outta my way", the Juggernaut swings his huge fists at Captain Planet and he explodes into nothing. But as the Juggernaut turns around to face his new foe, he finds Chuck Norris's Over 9000 Fists of Fury slamming into his face like Jackhammers through a sheet of glass. "When is the fighting going to stop!!!!" says Fred. "All I wanted was some Burger King!"

2008-07-14T07:47:00.000-07:00

Heh. an event filled day! where to begin?

...duh. at the beginning.

-Morning: didnt pack my tuition stuff back into bag, woke up late, spilled stuff..etc etc.
Therfore, i was late for the bus!
and then late for the preparations for micromouse prize giving
And then, teach asked me to present for the UK competition prizes.
which means read out the speech abt that.

-UK-international competition: got gold. woot!
-intersch competiton also got gold!

eh good thing when i went up there, never screw up, otherwise it would be like the only screw up in the otherwise perfect lineup.

then chem had another test, last minute found out i drew the diagram too small, had to redraw. good thing teach came late, so we had extra time :P.

den english!! so fun- the definition of manhood.
people came up with wierd stuff like:
-have P____
-muz have chest hair
muz hav...ah nvm. SKIP THIS BLOODY PERIOD LAH.

Physics:
memorable events of practical:
-joey smacking people with his metre ruler
-me completing the whole thing in 1 try
-keith making plastacine snowmen(dont ask me how, but he also managed to make plastacine swords and stick it thru them)

the last point was half true.

-MATHS
-adithya got owned by miss ong for sleeping in class.
-seeing him do knee bends was fun in a sadistic manner.

-recess
bali trip pictures finally shown! and the 1st 1 i saw was...the pic of normans b'day. DAMN FUNNY. then i wasted no time in telling him that, and commenting about his position and the cake, to which i recieved a beating up. ow.
then some judo guy challenged me..

I have no idea who won either.

-chinese
-no comment-

-SS(sadists, you'll love this)
-when the teach asked who didnt do the work sheet...ah guess how many nvr do lah.
a. 5
b. 10
c. half
d. 33(whole class)

TAG IT. I'LL POST ANS AFT 3DAYS.

den proj scubilion, interesting thing was seeing adithya attempt to slide down the bridge handrail.
he got stuck halfway.
BLOODY EMBARRESSING, HE LIFT HIS LEG OVER THE BRIDGE THEN END UP LIKE HE TRYING TO RIDE A HORSE.
good thing i took his badge off 1st :P(no lah i not that image consicious)

2008-07-10T06:55:00.000-07:00

THIS.
IS.
FILLER.

-before you start reading the post, read this:
-This does not reflect my current state of mind.
-we apologize in advance for any anger caused by this post(if any)(not likely either, seeing that the reader count per day is below 5)(how do i know this? guess work.)

Its a world of hate, its a world of pain
its a world where mi-sery pours like rain.
Its a world, we despise, and if you're at all wise,
you'll know i despise you too.

I hate you and you as well,
George bush will burn in hell
It is obvious to tell,
I hate all, the, world.

I hate halo 3, for no good reason,
dont care if its good, or if it is fun.
As the lord of all hate,
its my right to berate,
everything under the sun.

-Sung to the tune of "its a small world"

P.S.this is not made up by me, i got most of it from a website.

2008-07-08T07:35:00.000-07:00

quick post: this time experimenting in point form.

-Chinese periods sucks, no matter what
-UG people in my old class and current class have all mistook ST for my sis
-I'm bored, and i forgot to do my HW(again)

.....

ah screw it, lets elaborate more.

Chinese today was in the PAC for all(thats new).
turned out they invited the DJ from 88.3 to our sch
and then...there were survey forms
then if you win 1st prize you get an ipod shuffle

then, the class chairman decided to use all the cards which had no name and put his own name on them

but he didnt get teh prize.
2 out of 3 of them were gotton by people from my old class.

what were the chances of that??

the other 2 points are self explainatory.

2008-07-07T05:07:00.000-07:00

damn bloggers new layout.
and the spell check.
and the goddamn auto save which forced me to rewrite this cuz i accidently pressed 'x'
AND THE GODDAMN PHOTO LOAD.

now, where was I?

oh yes.

Saturday: 5/7/08
Busy day.
First had tuition. took dammmmm long
then went cat high homecoming at 1.
turned out missed most of the fun, but still managed to see somethings.
like my frens form teach being dunked(aft 9 tries)

and they got gooood food(but abit ex)

then after that got home at 4.
and then my fren shi tian came to fetch me to SJI ap.
In the end ended up playing tour guide.
now that gives me an idea for a winter job.

Then during the parade, 9 people fainted in total.(land damn nice. no1 fainted.)
and then afterwards...

In the canteen, as I was waiting randomly for the NPCC/SJAB people to be dismissed

Joey: Hey jon, when did ur sis suddenly become so hot

Me: You idiot, thats my friend.

Joey: che no wonder.

-He thought shi tian was my sis.

....no comment.

especially that first part.

But it wasnt as bad as shi tians neighbour
"You got a bf?"

again, no comment.

then went with the SJAB dinner for dinner(sorry ah cherng hao/ST, didnt want trouble you all...)

and then their dinner was something which looked like they sh*t it out and fornificated on it...

Whooooa.
it seriously looks like the sauce came out from him.
P.S. it was fun asking them why they were eating something which they had ordy eaten.

2008-07-02T07:28:00.000-07:00

Today, went for funeral of the archbishop of penang.
At first very sleepy there, then finally found how to stay awake(loaned some blue tack and poked scholars for amuesment). eh it helped then keep awake too.
so becoz all the S3 catholic boys were going for the funeral, we left sch at 12.30. so missed maths.
And during the period before that, daniel got...err r"harrassed" by wallace(cannot write)

2008-06-30T07:08:00.000-07:00

Riight, err this post will be abt yesterday and today..hehe.

Living by the western shore,
They saw summer sunsets, asked for more.
They stood across the Atlantic sea,
And sang a song for Ireland.
That was the music vid shown for SS abt the catholics being prosecuted by the protestants in ireland.

and during chinese, now one guy in our class, a real joker, permenantly left for australia(good riddance) but this means chinese lessons more dull now, he was the only joker there.

Maths, had matrices test(eh we juz came bak frm competition, no time rest, still give us test? damn teachers)

right, and thats about all for today(not terribly exciting, issit?)
SUNDAY:
had grading, reported at 8.15 and then had grading card duty until green belt grading began, then by that time the other person could cope alone, so i elft to help. then in the end became refree for the sparring part.
Then during blue tip grading, had to spar, then...kena scold for attacking too much and "not supposed to spar like that". aiya..cocked up now...maybe shouldnt so eager spar next time. >.<
den 12.00 had to leave for tuition, missed the rest of the belts gradings.
then since i havent posted abt the tuition so far, i might as well try now.
at the centre there met an ooooold p6 fren who also goes for same tuition as me, physics and chem. woo!
Physics the class was damn unresponsive, i pity the teacher xia.

Teach(T): Do you understand this topic?
*silence*
T: any questions?
*silence*
T: sure no questions?
*silence*
T: wa you all first time understand ordy this topic
*silence*
T:...spain won germany last night
*f-i-ll i-n t-h-e b-l-a-n-k*

Chem more or less the same, except more people. (physics 9, chem 20+)

2008-06-25T06:45:00.000-07:00

After furthur consideration, i think some of you dont understand the coke part. so i'll post some vids to show.

2008-06-24T06:44:00.000-07:00

Hey look, an update from me! its only been...um...2 weeks..

eh well anyway, today had micromouse competition, and out of the 3 sent into div 1, 2 made it into finals.(NICE 1 ALVIN, KP)
thats not bad.
as compared to open catagory, where no1 from SJI made it.
owch.

Well, and we learnt there how to make a homemade gas cannon.
We got coke, shook it abit, sideways, then aft shaking it for sometime, released abit of the cap, then spun off the cap, and..

The ceiling of the competition hall is abt 2.5 storeys high. thats around 12m.
the cap flew up and impacted in 0.5seconds.

speed = 12/0.5
= 24m/s

converted into km/h,
24 / 1000 x 60x 60
= 86.4km/h

Thats means we made the coke cap fly as fast as a car on a highway.
now that was with a 500ml bottle, what would happen with as 1.5 litre bottle?

EDIT: daryl from RI says that because of overcoming gravity and air resistance, our coke cap went wayyy faster than a car. so thanks.

tomorrow will be set path competition, we race on a path thats already given, and well...see whos the fastest.

Oh, and i changed to a new plan, so new phone, and new no.
its 91089593, please re add me. thanks.

2008-06-06T01:47:00.000-07:00

YO, i'm back frm bali trip 2 days ago! the pictures will come later, so for now you'll just have to read(sorry bout that).

DAY1:
Got to the airport at 7.30, then found out was group ldr(what a wonderful arrangement. who the hell arranged that). anyways as found out later, my group is damn joker.

Then we boarded the airplane aft waiting.
and then proceeded to watch movies or play games :D
we sat in eco class, on a boeing 777.
and being the lame piece of shit i am, i went to play pokemon and named my pokemon norman, made it die , took a pic, and then proceeded to suan norman.

LAWL.
pictures will come later.
and then, the captain went "welcome especially to the SJI students here"
then gave us all a deck of playing cards
then, the plane passed over the volcano(and crater)
as we'd find out later, the volcano is a relatively young one.
and its inside a crater, which used to be a volcano, THE SIZE OF TOA PAYOH.
so what happened when it erupted last time?
(there were lava streams to see)(again will post pics later)

then, our first impression of bali, when we stepped out, was this:
"god its so hot"
and the immigration there was terrible.
waited half hour there juz gettin thru.
fortunatly we entertained ourselves by laughing at the possibilities of 20deck taitee.(cuz we each got a deck)
Then a loooooooooooooong bus ride to the balinese home industries.
there was cloth(1 carpet there is handmade, take 3 weeks to make. and tedious)
and silverware(again, handmade, EXPENSIVE!!!!)
then afterwards at the hotel in the evening we were treated to a long briefing about the beaches we'd explore tmrw.

THATS ALL FOR DAY1, I'LL POST ABT DAY2 NEXT TIME.

2008-05-30T08:06:00.000-07:00

right
so i'm goin bali for 5 days frm tmrw.
i bet all of you know this ordy.
kk thats all.
good night.

2008-05-27T07:55:00.000-07:00

OH yesssssssssssssssssss
desktop finally fixed aft dunno how long.
and i got another laptop oso.
yay!
anyway supplementery classes juz stared, will last till friday.
then on sat i got bali trip till next wednesday.
and it turns out i'm the frickin leader of the bali group TT
at least my group members seem "cooperative"...

so anyway, today physics was pretty damn fun.
1. the only class i DIDN'T forget to bring something
2. discovered ..."interesting" things about teacher.
3. discovered how pervertic sec1 s are.
Well, first the teach halfway thru pressure suddenly asked a classmate whether he got stealth bumblebee yet(transformers action figure).
Then the topic got to ben10...tht TV show about...err....i dunno. all i know is it involves a watch and stuff.

Wen jian(classmate): Wa where you find the model
Teach(T): China square lah. got all the action figure there. even got ben10 watch. $50 only.
Class: Eh sir that mean u buy ah?!
T: of coz lah.

then i had a mental image of him going home and dancing about with the watch...
*shudder*
Also then he told u some incidents with the sec1s involving substitute teachers..

incident 1:
Subst teach(female, juz graduated) walk into sec1 class.
Teach: Eh why you all standing up??
Class: because we are erected.

WTFFFFFF.
Then HOL afterward threathened to call the boy parents.
boy proceeded to cry like a baby.
I heard the teacher had to go for therapy.
post traumatic experience therapy. maybe.

incident 2:
Subst teach(female, juz graduated, different from incident 1) walk into sec1 class.
*BLACKOUT*
Teach: Oi, why so dark?
Same boy: WOOT TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!

these 2 incidents happened in sec1 classes.
this is a true story, brought to you by g-onrod.com

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!

2008-05-25T07:16:00.000-07:00

long time nvr poted, so sorry.
i think my blog died.
anyways, holidays just started have fun all!(i cant...)
1st week: spplementery class
2nd week: Bali trip
3rd week: HW
4th week: micromouse training.

DOOOOOOOM

2008-05-18T06:31:00.000-07:00

Its been a looong while since i posted. sorry. just got back frm RME retreat, blablabla. anyway tmrw vesak day! yay! anyway instead of postin abt that, a fren of mine posted something about those god damn scamming emails he recieved on a forum. so....

From: "Khalid Ebrahim" Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE.
Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:19:14 +0200
From David Bakassa
South Africa
Reply to : bakassadavid3@yahoo.co.uk

Dearest in the Lord,

I know you will be surprised to read from me, But consider this letter as a request from a family in dare need for your assistance, and may the grace of God continue to assist you and I, as you open your heart in assisting me and my family out of this unbearable siuation of my family disaster,please give me this Godly help for our Almighty God will reward you in abundant.
I am David Bakassa, the son of late Colonel Traore Bakassa who died after he was badly tortured by the security agents of the present government of president Laurent Gbagbo of the republic of Cote D'Ivoire for honouring the invitation to a dinner with the french ambassador including two of his colleagues,After the dinner they were arrested by the security agent of the present regime and was accused of being traitors to there motherland and knowing the political problems between Cote D'Ivoire and France.They were tortured and detained for several hours after they were released immediately we rushed my father to the hospital where his private doctor battled to save his life but he died 4 days later on Sunday 3 july 2005 for a proper understanding you can see for your self this website:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4649533.stm

My father knowing he wont survive called us by his dying bed and instructed us to leave the country for South Africa,where we are at present since ore country Cote D'Ivoire(Ivory coast) is no longer safe for us.
On behalf of my mother who is a widow,we are seeking for your assistance to receive the sum of $18,000,000 (EIGHTEEN MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) deposited by my late father in a private security and finance company in South Africa,with me as the next of kin
From the above,you can understand that the live and the future of my family depends on this money as much as i will be very grateful if you can assist us, We are currently residing in South Africa as asylum seekers and the South African monetary law does not allow asylum seekers certain rights to such huge amount of money,In view of this ,we can not invest this money in South Africa; Hence I am asking you to assist us to transfer this money out of South Africa for investment purpose. I want to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free because our family lawyer shall
prepare all the legal document and effect a change of ownership to your name before the fund would be transfered out of South Africa into your personal or company account,after which i shall fly to your country for invest purpose.
For your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 25% of the total fund,and 75% will be kept by me and my family.
Finally,modalities on how the transfer will be done will be conveyed to you once we establish proper contact and confidence between our selves.kindly get back to me by providing your full names,contact address and personal phone number for easy communication.
Please indicate your interest in this transaction by getting back to me through my private e-mail address: bakassadavid3@yahoo.co.uk

BEST REGARDS

MR DAVID BAKASSA
E-MAIL :bakassadavid3@yahoo.co.uk

this was the email he recieved.

Here was his reply!

Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2008 18:12:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: YOO MAMMA
Subject: I feel for him, here is my bank account info.
To: Send an Instant Message bakassadavid3@yahoo.co.uk
I am deeply concerned about that man. Too bad he ISN'T YOUR ****ING FATHER AND YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT ASS**** TRYING AT IDENTITY THEFT YOU ****ING PRICK! Yeah ****ing right "Khalid" you camel ****ing piece of sand nigger shit I hope you burn in hell!

Burn baby, burn!

Anyways, chau!

P.S

.

**** YOU!!

Have a shitty day. No, have a shitty life. I hope no one falls for this or I will rip your head off and shit down your neck!

We at gonrod regret to tell you that the vulgarities have been replaced with *'s

and...
I was erm...asked to do a quiz...so yeah. but i'll change more than one qn...anway heres the original quiz.

Quiz!

Instructions: remove 1 question from above, and add in your personal question, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out in the end of this post. Notify them in their chatbox that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have a blessing from all(:

1. Do you like your present school?

2. What do you want the most now?

3. Who is the closest person to you in your school?

4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?

5. Are you afraid of death?

6. Do you believing in seeing a rainbow after the rain?

7. What is your goal this year?

8. Do you believe in eternity love?

9. Have you ever broken someone's heart that he/she wants to commit suicide?

10. What do you enjoy doing the most?

11. Have you ever done anything for your admirer?

12. What feeling do you hate most?

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?

14. Who would you probably spend the rest of your life with?

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?

16. Do you find life meaningless?

17. Who do you love most?

18. Who do you talk most to in school?

8 people to do this quiz.
I'm lazy to do :P.

2008-05-09T07:58:00.000-07:00

YES! THE FRICKIN EXAMS ARE FINALLY OVER!
and just so i dont have to remember anything about them until we get back our scripts, i'm not gonna writte anythin abt how i felt when doing the paper.
in other words: i'm too lazy to write all of that and its too late.
besides i dont think you'd want to read anything exam related.
so lets post abt today!

Friday
on thurs was up till 10.30 playing WC3, so when got to sch kinda dog tired. so the consequences:
-chem i screwed up the practical
-physics i spilled water all over my box of books.
not a very auspicious start.

then maths found out i 99% sure i not gonna get a A for A maths..lost too many marks.
ALL BECOZ I READ THE QUESTION WRONGLY.
crap on a stick.

then aft sch for dinner went to some curch to celebrate mothers day there...the memorable thing abt this was...old people dancing. even my baby cousin had the sense to look away.

2008-05-06T07:17:00.000-07:00

okay, just so no1 thinks i died or anything a quick post:
-i had a fever of 40
-physics and chem mid years are killer
-tomorrow i have A maths exam
-and my reader count went down by 60%(6 people)

wait. do i even have 6 people reading this.
why do you even bother reading this anyway.

isnt statistics fun.

now we know what happened to the other pikachus the prof captured...

2008-04-26T07:20:00.000-07:00

YO.
this post is on fridays sports meet.
btw haven u all noticed yet. the titles are gone.hehe. not that anyone betted but....lets quiz u all first.

so why have i stopped with those titles? is it:
a. sheer abject laziness
b. to piss you all off
c. cuz i dont care
or d. all of the above.

TAG TEH REPLIES

Friday:
SPORTS MEET!
FYI, its sji 100th one.
with 2 blimps with the sji flag to celebrate it.
and then coz i sat with ex 207 class.
damn boring.
first few races exciting, then i read a book for 2 hrs.
finished 700+ pages in that time...not bad.
while people played with my phone.(ancient empires II and COD3)
when they finished with it it was 3 % batt.
97% BATT IN 3 HRS! HOLY SHIT.
and then no1 rly paid attention to the races. lets give you an example:

"whoever is listening to this, give me a round fo applause please!"

total silence.
nice.
damn funny.
and then i went over to excersise station there to meet up with mervin.
then halfway there i heard a squishing sound.
and mervin laughing at me.
so when i got there i looked at my shoes and...
THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE COVERED IN FRICKIN CHOCLATE ICE CREAM.
so aft i cleaned my shoes on come conveiniently places patches of dry grass, we tempted marcus to come across.
and of coz we laghed at him.
and told him to look at his shoes.
IT FELT GOOD.
and then joey decided to play pull down other pple pants.
1st was zi ran.
ALL THE WAY DOWN XIA.
AND WHEN HE WAS PULLING IT UP SOMEONE PULLED IT DOWN AGAIN.
damn embarressing for him.
and of coz pple shouted "gangbang jonsaw"!
so my reply was :

"the first person to touch my pants get a kick in the balls"

good thing they didnt try.(refer to previous/previous previous post)
random thing: zhan xiang hung like a sloth on the pull up bar.
and when he came down he banged his head 3 times.
SMART SLOTHS.

aft the meet i met up with some fellow card players and went KFC to play cards.
damn fun for 4 hrs. lets give you a example.

"summon dark gaia!"
"raigeki break. go to hell."
"spell reclaimation! dark fusion! dark gaia 2!"
"raigeiki break again. go to hell."
"recycler! dark fusion! dark gaia 3!"
"offerings to the doomed. u die. 3 times."
LAWL?
okay thats about it. go to sleep now.
P.S.the comic here is a continuation
P.P.S.S. if u cant see the pics, click on them.
P.P.P.S.S.S i can never rmb which one is to be added. P's or S's.
P.P.P.P.S.S.S.S. ITS FUN.

2008-04-25T07:28:00.000-07:00

INteresting thing of the week:
the chase. wednesday, 23/4/08.

was pe, and teach ddint cme as usual.
so we were instructed by the other tech to do warm up n go the excersise station there to train.
so we went.
and then there joey decided to play pull down other peoples pants game.
so as soon as tht happened i declared "the 1st person to touch my pants will get a kick in the balls"

and then no1 bothered me.
and then joey made the mistake of pulling daryl sims pants.

who is the fastest guy in class.

so in the end he chased joey all over the sch to no avail.

and tried to get me to help him.
but i had the leg wound so i couldnt.
so he attempted to pull my pants
and i kicked him in the balls.

anyway when i managed to interview joey on his views on the great chase, heres his response.

"daryl is damn easy to lose"

and while that was going on there was the gangbangs.
gang consisted to 7 pple roaming around stalking 1 guy.
daniel.
who cleverly hid in the chapel.
and everyone said "the chapel is holy u cannot defile it by pulling pple pants down!"
and he played piano.
of coz eventually he came out.
and then...
yeah. he got caught in the end.

2008-04-22T07:20:00.000-07:00

posting again.
first things first
this post is on monday okay? cuz i not enough time post 2 days worth.
and if the post goes off halfway, its cuz i fell asleep on the keyboard. and my parents drag me away from the keyboard aft tht.

and my face hits enter.

or post submit.

Monday, 21st April.(new style. lets try it.)

how long be4 i forget to put such titles? wanna bet? hehe.

morning assembly-
DAMN dumb. at first thought its juz usual monday assembly, with all the medals n prizes given out...boring until the fencers one. the captain went up, and wah. drama.
he went off not like the usual announcers:"on ____date sji sent a team of blablablabl"
instead he went in that sort of loud, drama voice(i try to recall as much as possible)

"MY FELLOW JOSEPHIANS, OUR FENCING DIVISION A WAS ALSO SENT TO..._____location, AND THEY smashed their way through all opposition despite heavy competition..._____insert fencing compliments here."

but it was the prize giving that took the cake.

each one went on for at least 20 seconds, as he described each fencer IN DETAIL.

"weaving a web of tangled steel, none escape his graceful yet brutal technique with his ever trustly companion, his foil, i give you, ____insert name here"

get it?
the whole sch laughed thru the whole thing.
but the conclusion was the best.

first he goes on with a speech abt himself..."they call him the silent whisper of death, on the competition. as fast as lightning,, strong as a buffalo, and as agile as a _____*insert agile thing*, i give you, div a's sole source of motivation, the captain! AKA myself."

then aft the laughter, he goes on with this"it is the team that has done the school proud, and being josephians, i will not ask them to bow to you, as we are all josephians. nay, it is you who should be bowing to them."

wa then even the teachers dam shocked.
even the fencers.
on stage.
"for traditions sake anyway, take a bow fencers."
LOL.

GEOG:
nothing. worth. posting. abt. the teach scolding is routine to me liao. :D

so lets skip to the part worth posting on.

ENGLISH!!!!!
today was mini debate on whether single sex schs are good for s'pore.
I was on opposition-that they are not good.
DAMN HARD. WE IN SJI-SINGLE SEX SCH. HOW WE CONTRADICT OUR OWN SCH.
and any point we thought of i provided rebuttals that they could easily think of.
which is why they were questioning my loyalties.
anyway when we debated, one guy was lost for words on a example, so i tried to help by saying:

"what ____ means is that the situation, can, and probably will, get out of hand. For example, right now if _____________________________________________________________________*insert outraegeous and ridiculous example that makes the class ROFLTAO*
if you wan know what it is, msn me.

aft sch:
LEGION! OF MARY!
*enthu*
*over enthu*
wadever.
turn out only 3 pple came. me, gerald, n ryan(or whats his name).
so the meeting delayed while mr ho called all the others.
sec1s-shao lin temple trip
sec2s-PSE thingy
sec3s-SLACK

so while we were waiting we went out to collect all the shuttle cocks outside which were hit up here.
and then aft the meeting we played badminton. with song booklets i found.
followed by gang bang the president. with ping pong and shuttlecocks.
in the end 7 pple came. hehe not bad lah.

*END OF TRANSMISSION*

2008-04-18T07:47:00.000-07:00

Yo.
I said i'd update on thurday
but was doin HW
so anyway, i shall post on friday!

First period....LIT. DUN DUN DUN
OMG TODAY HAD LIT TEST, UNSEEN POETRY.
lets give you a quote from the beginning

"My husband was dead, killed in action"

now i quote from the middle

"I ate my first meal as a widow"

and a quote from the end

"A medal has no hands, no lips, no genitals"

nuff' said.
next period, CHINESE
has ting xie today. of coz everybody cheated.

even the prefects.
SHAME ON YOU KEITH FERNANDEZ. LETS GO CONFESSION!
got so many obviously cheating lah...i mean, there were people who frickin moved 3 tables to look.

but this aint abt cheating, so lets move on

CHEM:
nothing interesting

PHYSICS:
was called for dental appointment, abit nervous abt this lo. but lucky dentist said teeth perfect order, thats something to be thankful about anyway. and i got extended recess! woot!(not that i made much use of it, but...hey at least missed physics)

MATHS+GEOG
nuthin interesting.

aft those last 2 periods then me and 16 others go to CARE shelter for briefing on what we do when we volunteer there. so we're actually gonna help AIDS patients.

then aft that went home, and went HDB HUB at 615 to meet daryl and cherng hao for CH sister concert.
the concert quite nice lah actually. juz that their band conducter damn enthu. he danced when the campus superstar finalist came onto stage to sing. wonder if she got any relationship to him?

PS this is all i post for now, veri sleepy. post on the rest tmrw

2008-04-12T07:32:00.000-07:00

12 MORE HOURS BEFORE I DIE BY THE HANDS OR DARYLZ0R.
time to make my will...
and thn my dismemberment will be called accident.
i can imagine it in the court.

"oh he ran into the end of my fist a couple hundred times your honour. but you know, accidents happen."
So anyway i'll juz write abt friday.
DAMN sad day. but quite lucky also. first period SS, there was a test today. of coz noone studied(not even me lah) and we were all prepared to *insert expletive here* fail it. but then.....

Intercom: All teachers please report to founders hall for photo taking.

WOOT.
NO
TEST
CUZ
HE
TOOK
TOO
LONG
THERE.
so its given as HW instead.
and as today was photo taking day, there were alot of pple moving in and ut of the class.
so i went for legion of mary photo taking at 12.

supposed to have photo taken by 1210, but cuz of everyone err...laziness, it dragged until all the UG start to complain. we ate into all their time.
poor phototaking pple. no lunch break cuz our photo taking dragged till 1240.

then, i stayed back in sch till 6, waiting for joey n his fren cuz they needed come my hse clean up be4 we went drama night.So i slacked 2pm-3 at the library.
then i spent 3-330 eating
330-5 i was with the scouts. cuz today was games day. and as i'm a sadist...

Me: hey yo keisigun! what you doin here?

Keisigun(K): jon wad u doin here? you aint a scout.

Me: hell i'm bored, so i'll help out here. whats this?

*look over to a mixer*

and i see some sorta concoction that looks like VOMIT. yep. vomit. brown colored, and...stewish.

and they were supposed to drink it.

So being the sadist i am, i stayed there and heped with the blendin. here are the ingredients to let u all gross pple out!

Ingredients:
ALOT OF KETCHUP
ALOT OF CHILLI SAUCSE
3 PODS OF PEAS
HALF A CELERY
HALF A PICKLE
HALF A CUCUMBER
WATER
A BLENDER
and mix.

2 other events of significance happened.
one was when ADDITHYAS group come. heres a pic.

So i was surprised tht he drank the whole thing down so fast. i exected him to moan abt it. juz goes to show how surprising life is now.
and then...

"okay pls do your cheer now"

Addithya(A): LEFT RIGHT LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT!

it was so horrible that everyone covered their ears, and even the vendors looked at him screeching his cheer...

no wait, screechings too good

mmmm.
banshee would be better term.

so i joked:
"addithya, you're a disgrace to anyone with a voice"
And i got body slammed. ow.
coz as soon as i got up i gave him a nice kick to rmb me by..
okay, then i waited till 5. thats when the games ended. so i walked aroun the sch. and i saw my old classmate who went to NJC. matthew.
but i forgot to go voer say hi, went to look for soe one and when i came back he was gone.

so i searched the whole bloody sch from top to bot.
nothing.

well at least it wasted 45 min.
so to cut a long story short, i found joey at 6.25
and he insisted on laying soccer till 7.
and it was 7 10 when we got a cab.
so we reached my hse at arnd 7 25, and then we bathed super fast, and thks to my mom, managed to get to the show at 7.45.
so joey asks us to go save them the good seats. and so me n daryl go.
and we wait till the show starts and then we were " oh shit joey still hasnt come"
But in the end he came in from the back, but couldnt find us.
and then me n dayl went MACS to eat.
end of fridays post.
P.S: I POSTED THE SNAKE PICS. CHECK THE LAST POST FOR PICS.

2008-04-08T06:46:00.000-07:00

KK post on today. lets seeeee
I'm gonna die tmrw with the rest of the class. why?
-i slacked off on some crap ss essay...we're dead.
eh shit but the teach oso ish the bali trip guy...scally he make my life damn bad there. SHIT. BURN MIDNGHT OIL.

Then why the hell m i posting?

nahhh i can afford to slack. 'kay lets see what happened today.

okay today we had eng presentation on endangered species. woo.
So our class came up with alot of funny shit.
one group brought ikea snake n used it. thn our teach comments

Teach:"wa, even when its being skinned it still looks so happy"

lol?
then our group did....Pirates of the carribean- Before Worlds end
Cuz we had 1 guy in our group who kept saying "I'm captain jack sparrow"
so we did pirates theme lo.(our animal was the komodo dragon)

SO here we go.

Keith Fern(KF): Tonight on HBO....we have pirates of he carribean, BEFORE WORLDS END.

Captain jack is tied up to the mast of the black pearl along the coast of australia.
And he has a liazrd on his shoulder, named jack.
*Cue for lizard*

Daniel(AKA capt jack)(D):where the hells that lizard.
KF:oi jon go

only there were 2 jons in the group, sand we were both slated to be lizards so i was like "jon go".
D: THE SMALL LIZARD
*oh*

So i hop in
KF: it was always on his shoulder. SUddenly the Kraken comes.
*enter thomas*
Whole class laughs. cuz thomas rly looked like the kraken, hes quite fat(no offence thomas)

KF: and the kaken eats the lizard!
Me: *emits high pitched shriek and dashes off stage, chased by thomas*.

Thomas walks back in giving a burp*
KF:the lizard then lays eggs in the stomach of the kraken, where it eventually hatches into new breed of lizards.
*enter jon2(chairman) who jumps off thomas as he enters*

*Crew(Keith Tan) gathers round*
Keith tan(KT): OMG what the hell is this thing
D: dont worry men, its completely harmless. Peanut?
Jon2(J2): sniff *rawr*. proceeds to eat daniel
KF:OMFG HE KILLED JACK SPARROW
KT: HOLY SHIT
KF: NArrates abt komodo dragons being endangered.
I come in.
Me: *acts like i'm eating jon2's body as keith narrates
Jon2: what the hell are you doing.
Me: I'm a cannibal.

'kay then it wrapped up. I didnt hear any laughter until later whn they told me they laughed damn hard at that.
Hey perhaps i can become a comedian.

Oh wait i forgot. I am one now...sorta.

Then aft sch it was chin remedial, and then whn teach left, we went abit psycho.
Gerald takes out hs snake and...does funny stuff with it.
Heres some pics.

TAKE YUR PICS

death by hanging

death by constriction

okay back to the essay. cya.

2008-04-03T06:52:00.000-07:00

'kay,sorry. meant to update yesterday but was doin geog the whole night. n playing handphone games. good thing i finished it ordy or else i could have got addicted heh.

So anyway, lets juz post abt 1 damn nice incident tht happened yesterday.

Recess...

So we were in the class to get our RME files. thn chairman went spastic n began swinging the door back n forth.

whereas a lizard dropped straight in front of him.

So he was like "wtf" and OMG. thn he kicked it out.
Then my classmate AKID being the sadist he is, practices his standin broad jump to land PERFECTLY on teh lizard.

OWNED.

Thn people frm the other 2 classes came to see what the chairman was screamin and laughin abt.
Half the class was laughing, the other half was screaming.
And then we were like, 'akid how could you! you're a muslim!"
and "akid u sick sadist"

so akid, being the sick sadist he is, kicks the lizard into the drain and....
prceeds to mash it up.

with his shoe.

He used the show and grinded the lizard. then he jumped repeatedly on it the whole time.

and at the end....
half the lizards head was on akids show.
the other half was lieing in pieces on the floor.
and the lizards body was torn into 2.
with the intestines all over the floor.

this is what it looked like in the end.

LIZARD STEAK!

gross.
and suggesting to the frog keeper that he fed tht to the frog only earned me a nice smack to the face.

so i cant post anymore. LETS MAKE IT LONGER!
WITH PURE CRAP!
COURTESY OF CLASS OF 3G1-4, WHO USED CLASSROOM OF 3G1-3 FOR THEIR ORAL EXAM!

I DIDNT DO IT!

note: Russell is a extremely disliked guy.
Gerald is just a *insert rude word*(eg: bastard)

2008-04-01T06:06:00.000-07:00

Hey happy april fools day!
okay so heres what happens in a random sec3 classroom on april fools day.

First, before sch starts we chiong our physics. cuz we didnt want to use our monday evening to do it, we were doin geog proj or watchn arena instead :DD

kay, then during chem...
Gerald: Jon, ur pants unzipped.
Me: rly? look down*
G: april fools! hahahahaha sucka.

So being the a**hole i am, i go up to adithya and tell him,
Me: adithya. Your pants not zipped.
Adithya(A): Oh yeah, like i'll fall for that one.
Keisigun(K): No rly, ur pants unzipped.
A: yeah right.
K, Me: its true!(we meant it as a joke)
A:*looks down*
then OMG his pants rly were unzipped.

Everyone around us falls down laughing.

Then afterwards, we were mocking the replacement chem teacher, saying that mr chen didnt come for april fools joke.
then..
Daniel: Haha, muz be Mr chen scared of us. what a joke.
Teach: No, the jokes on you.

and then he dumps on us a salt n bases exam.
Needless to say noone did it.

then we haf physics! teach oso absent. got substitute teach from hell- dun name her. dam scary

eng nothing to report..teach let us do sudoku in class..
PE we all duno y today so enthu, jog lik xiao. then got "front row seats" for the teach scolding those who came in last. woot.
and then the relay. lol because of me we cannot get 1st, thn got 2nd place. haha. i suck at running..but is my shoe so loose cannot run lah wa lau. if u all think its my fault thn y u all nvr go up...gave u all chance to go up oso

then fun part begins.
Go back to class, some jokers purposely stone at the dorway, dun let anyone in. so whole class screaming and pushing. and then...
Bloody maths teach from next door comes and screams at us "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YU PEOPLE?"
thn go on scold us abt how inconsiderate we are...and how we distracting other pple. k 2 things we all wan say to him.
1. its RECESS. noone left to hear distraction. except you.
2. by scolding us, u juz made urself even bigger distracton.
ohhh the irony.

which is why at he left, we all cont as normal.
but i pity chairman...he go toilet thn as son as he come back he kena bomb by the teach.

thn after recess, lit period teach puposely gif us sum horror passage to prctice PBQ. short version: abt a boy whos a vegestable who has flies growing in his brain. you gotta read it thn u understand how sick it is..

and then maths! teach oso absent, left us work to do, but no1 noe how to do it, so all slack. again. so the class turned into war zone. every1 had his box cover out n used it as shield, cuz some pple keep throwing newsaper at everyone.

thn after sch we stayed in class n we all played handphone.
k spelling mistakes will be alot here as this laptop muz type damn hard thn u can type out anything.

2008-03-25T06:27:00.000-07:00

yo.

wanted to update ytrday, thn couldn't uyse com.
today no hw, so i can blog lo. LOL.
anw today nothin interestin happen, except joey got seat transfered. LOL. reason from teacher: he sleeps. ON MY PENCIL CASE. lol. but not lik i irritated at him for this...or maybe i am. dunno lah.
kk lets list sum interesting stuff tht happened.

Monday

like evry1 kena jinxed on monday, ppple got sent out ALOT. thn also recieved rasin buns, the secretary started throwing all the extras around. at that time like half the class gathered round a table to observbe 2 huge frogs brought in. FROG! see, like this.

nice right?

anyway, then during chinese teach began talking abt cooking. and then suddnely, it was abt frog soup. juz when i suggest them show the 2 big frogs to the teach. LOL.

then, joey got bored, and threw the buns at another guy.
only it hit the guy in front of the intended target.
so he was like damn pissed and even rrequested permission to whack him back.
and the chinese teacher let him.
in fact, she encouraged him.
WTF?!
but still, every1 laughing.

but anyway, abt the 'jinx'
physics, chem majority class sent out. but chem he didnt tell us bring prac book wad...
thn maths n the rest alot of pple kena sent out.

Sunday

sunday nvr went tkd cuz had to go sungei bulogh with geog group. met at CCK mrt there.. supposed to meet at 8, in the end wait until 830, thn managed to call the last guy.

TURN OUT HE STILL SLEEPING.
LOL. damn funny...in the end we all juz went without him.
meh poor keith...dun worry we dun hold it against you.

then proceeded to go theer and get stung by mozzies, n aqquire some(very little) info abt mangroves.
so went lunch at 11.
and in the end, went home in afternoon loh to do hw.

then, major screw up by me.
keith call me n ask for hw. so i told him maths 3.3
then i musta said not so clearly or he listen wrngly, he heard as 3.2.
so on monday....
wa. made me feel lik its my fault....and it probably was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TT so sorry keith!!!!!

2008-03-12T07:43:00.000-07:00

lol, holidays are half over already...so my hw is also half done i guess.
anway, yesterday went out with daryl, alvin, n umaira.
wanted to go catch a movie...but turn out the one we wanted to see was sold out, andthe others were either going-to-be-weatched by someone or NC16.
so then search around vivo for something to eat lo...
in the end went to sakae sushi! spent alot there xia..
over there umaira still insisted on eating the sashimi even tho it wasnt halal..of coz i didnt ttry to stop her..yea i evil +.+ anway she said she ate this alot.
thn went ben and jerry eat ice cream and tok..appearantly umaira talking too much according to daryl. so we ended up quizzing each other on brand names...?
thn on the way home on bus we all tried to get daryl to tell us who he lik..but to no avail.
so i busybody lohhh.

2008-03-07T05:35:00.000-08:00

yay sch's over!
well it was over yesterday
today was juz PTM.
and micromouse traning oso.
i was like errand boy today xia...
1st aft PTM went 2nd floor gif a form to mrs ho.
thn wait for this parent to finish...he took damn long
all the parent frm other class left he still there.
wait 25 min then over...then i can go in
and gif her the form
then went sec1 block look for cca teach ask him when the camp
turn out no camp loh
then he tell me go up tech room to help with the new mouse..
new motors came, the mouse now damn fast...
like sum bloody silent killer
move so fast still make no noise(until it crashed)
but half of the time spent on hardware..fixing in the new motor
this new mouse really should be traffic police new mascot for "speeding kills"
on its 1st run it crashed out of the maze xia...too fast
then we ordered pizza.
robotics(robo-racer) also ordered pizza.
so when it came, they called me.
so i went down get the food
thn aftwards going bak up with the pizza(trying to escape the scout pple hunting the pizza)
my phone rings.
is the pizza guy.
say 2 beef pepperoni came( micromouse order)
thn i damn confused, so went dwn(with pizza)
thn talk witht he guy for abt a min thn realise they delivered robotics order n i collected it..and paid for it.
fortunatly aft 5 min robotics came down for lunch break
thn aft some pleasent cursing and shouting, i got a refund n gave them their pizza(beef pepperoni and hawaain)
THEN i collected micromouse pizza.
and we ate.(yum)
so aft eating 1 slice n half way thru my 2nd slice, we packed 3 pizza slices in the now-empty box and then sent me down to gif it to teach.
so i stone at corridor 1st finishing the pizza be4 heading to the classroom.
this time i didnt wait for him to finish(there wa a whole line of parents, n i didnt want the food to get cold)
so i march straight in, n i think the parents look at me like i damn funny.
after all, its not everyday u see a sec3 carrying as pizza box into PTM meeting
n thn this little girl who was like 3 yrs old with a psp kept laughing.
>.<
thn i went up n played gundam little fighter with the robotics guy for remaining lunch break while eating pizza at the same time.
end of story.

2008-03-04T06:24:00.000-08:00

Today was SWIMMING CARNIVAL!
was 2 parts for sec3s-50m relay and mass swim.
took part in both, but i think i swam dam slow for relay.
so its probably my fault we got low ranking.

yes daryl sim, you can kill me now already.

went there by car, thanks terrence for giving tim and i a ride there, thn we super early, so went to change 1st.

As for mass swim...swam 16laps. damn tiring. while waiting in line for next person to dive got headache..and had to keep wiping face with hands to clear my eyes. thn 1 hr time limit was up, and every1 went to change. last few minuted damn frantic. at least achieved goal of 16. heard joey achieved his gold-20.

kinda relaxing to swim, despite headache today...chem learnt abt %purity n % yield. at least thisa time was able to pay attention in class without sleeping.

aft swimming went serene center with kanan and gerald to eat. aft swmming so much we were hungry...duh. so we ate macs. damn kanan got 76% avr, i wanna kill him, n he still said dam low.

'kay, thats all.

2008-03-01T06:22:00.000-08:00

JI guy escaped!
2 days ago they station all the policemen and army guys at our sch..
thn everyone saying he'll attack SJI, cuz it stands for 'super JI'. lame right?
thn they wouldn't declare it a public holiday, mr lui said we were extra eyes for the sch
more like extra sandbags
expandable scouts
or, i quote lucas/joey, to keep the building from falling when the bomb hits.
and alot of jokes abt how if he killed mr lui, the sch will cheer him on.
anyway nuthin much say today, cept that tuition got teacher help me do jian bao again.

2008-02-29T06:44:00.000-08:00

shit, i've been meaning to update this for damn long, its just i kept forgetting(or i'm playing too much liao)
anyway, got back all my marks. 2 letters: GG
but this aint about my marks, so my avr for this term shall not be posted here
onto the stupid stuff done this week
tuesday:
during chinese:
daryl's newspaper flys out of the window, with the article we ahd to do jian bao on. during PE, while changing, he went out to take it. thn he threw the paper back in.
joey picks up paper n throws it back out*
daryl comes back and goes "wheres my paper"
person behind says joey threw it out
daryl then throws joeys PE out of the window
needless to say, this is followed up by them beginning throw various stuff out, like fake maggots. then they get someone else to retrieve it all. =.=

anyway, i have to go for PTM...in fact everyone has to go to PTM this time. i get the feeling my teachers dun rly like me..gonna haf 'death by lecture' 2ce, 1ce aft ptm and 1ce aft i show my sci marks to my parents. i guess death by scolding would be preferable.

taking all my 'frustrations' out of the sec1s is fun. while robot was chargin i went n quizzed them on what i taught them. n they all pumped like mad, cuz i asked them the questions that i taught halfway...kinda. or maybe its cuz i'm sadistic. muahahahahaha.

oh and i wrote my PE report-its just 100% bullshit. i hope mr nathan doesnt find that out about it.

P.S. added 2 min aft original post: i think my fav part abt my life is ____ing daryl on his blog. not same daryl as mentioned in my post.

2008-02-23T07:25:00.000-08:00

Today got taekwondo demo, damn funny
went J8 meet up with daryl n sharon for dinner thn go the location
over there the Bishan people- juz after 5 minutes i ordy want to kill them. i finding somewhere to change to my gi those idiots come folow me like stalker. at least ahd satisfaction of seeing 1 of them kena 'torture' by daryl. muz do sitting position and hold it for 3 min.
Thn mam tell me whn do my kick muz shout all the way....wth? at least not as bad as the bendeemeer people, haf to do synchronised dance. but half of them black belt wad...easy for them loh. Practise the kick that time i slipped and fell on the floor. now my foot hurts like hell, it SLID for 3 m of the concrete floor.
But in the end, the kick still went alright..warcry, run, jump, kick, board breaks into 2. gets blinded by wood chippings. At least my sis kicked till damn nice. HEr 1st kick ordy sent half of the board flying cross the stage. Can hear all the people gasp :D.

2008-02-22T06:32:00.001-08:00

Yes, the exams are finally over!
now its ofiicially the slack time...be4 the day whn we recieve the scripts back...then GG
ytrday went for micromouse competition. Quite bored there, began nstacking all the water bottles for fun...thn in the end got 5th position out of 24. merit award!
It was held at tampines ITE. where previously 1 year ago, for same competition, sum idiot made the glass door smash into the floor. glass shards everywhere. This year at elast the tried to make it safer. Got some new things there also, like handphone activated lockers. use the sound whn u push a no. into ur phone as lock. Thn had a survey on the courses they ahd there...see if we paid attenmtion to the brochure they gave us. Of coz no1 frm SJI cept the scholars filled it in. In the end Woodlans Ring won 1st and 2nd place again. seriously cant wait for new motors to come...
Anyway tmrw taekwondo demo, i think i'm gonna screw up there. STUPID FLYING SIDE KICK. the only use i found for it is mashing the person who 'volunteered' me in.

2008-02-20T05:22:00.000-08:00

ONE MROE DAY TILL FREEDOM!
till then

whats left:
physics(GG MATI DIE)
A maths(GG MATI DIE)

kk short post over.
back to studyin physics.
-ray diagram
sin c=1/n
y2-y1/x2-x1=gradient

2008-02-19T06:18:00.000-08:00

lol last few days quite suay..
sat sum1 committed suicide at my block there. wtf?
sun dono which idiot sabo me say i in for taekwondo demo for jumping side kick....thn haf to practice that stupid kick for 1.5hr, legs still damn sore even today. when i find that guy who sabo me i jumping side kick his face(thats the only use of it i can think fo right now)
Mon:common tests started. SURE FAILED SO FAR: LIT
SS
CHEM
E MATHS
ALL FAIL!!!!
TMRW GEOG OSO FAIL!!!!!

n today my teach forgot his home keys thn i go to toa payoh( on the way bak home) deliver his keys, thn he treat me to lunch with his fren. 1 sec3 guy n other ex SJI. quite nice lah he...muz thank him tmrw aft sure fail geog paper.

2008-02-05T06:14:00.000-08:00

Chinese new year coming! rat year(wonder if will haf outbreak of rats)

Anyway, yesterday was visit to old SJI(now singapore art mueseum). it was for sec1s, but PSL had to come along to supervise them. skip class!!
I pity the sec1s, they kena 30min tok abt old sji from bro mike. owch...the only nice thing was whn he made the joke abt the statue of st josephs pointing to CHIJ(last time). "If you study not good in SJI, go CHIJ!!"

Thn BRANDON got the damn stations mixed up, we had to travel bak n forth thru the mueseum. But most surprising was that the sec1s were scared of the sji ghost story we always tell em. BUT ITS NOT SCARY!!!!(flying turban)

anyway i took a pic of 1 guy who is "homo"

who the hell is sam?

and today it was my class turn to do the announcements. The class chairman spoke like a frickin ROBOT. and it was like even the microphone hated him. during the pledge, he said "the pledge". thn the microphone seemed spoilt. so he whacked it with his finger a few times. then he went, "the pledge, THE PLEDGE!" on the last the pledge the microphone worked again. everyone was laughing wahahaha.

During chinese extra lesson, one guy decided to take a hockey stick and hook pple 'btwn the legs'. then the guy picked the wrong guy to hook, and they ended up fighting. everyone whipped out their handphoens and began shooting the movie. it involves butt ramming, smacking, shoving, humping the wall(ewwww) and ruinning for dear life as the teacher comes. They were forced to listen to all of us read the 'ke wen' for chinese oral. one by one.

thats cruelty for u in SJI.

2008-02-01T07:04:00.000-08:00

Today was one of the worst days of the year so far...
Yesterday i got punched in the back by daryl,(not daryl from tkd) and it was still hurting today. Made carrying my bag hell.
Then earlier this morning, at around 2am, one bloody mosquito came in n bit me till 4 am. it itched so much i couldn't sleep....then woke up so tired forgot to pack in lit book and tie, had to borrow tie for photo taking n go thru lit without the book.

Then got scolded by mr chen for going out of class in btwn lesson...i only went to check if he was in the chem lab since he took quite long to get to class(not that anyone cared :P).

The lecture afterwadrs was loooong, supposed to last till 2 pm but lasted till 3. thn still had CCA n i fell asleep there n got scolded for it. now i'm stuck with hw! lots of hw...

and lucas for gods sake stop spamming me with ur pre drafted insults

2008-01-29T05:09:00.000-08:00

Heh, long time nvr posted.
So, that aside, let me recap whats happened in Jan to me so far...
-Sec1 orientation camp
-Sec1 campfire
-Interclass soccer
-will probably die tmrw as chin got 13/40 n got parent sig (GG)

Sec1OC:
got stuck with 'smartest' class, 101. with only 2 PSL's including me to handle them..but we still had a good time, even though they were all hyper and 1 guy kept talking about how he hated microsoft. Thn every1 went to tease him by shouting microsoft all the time...and we didn't do anything to stop it! woooo! The PSF(our senior) who was with us is drum major Dominic, heh.

Sec1 campfire
Bought presents for sec1's by myself, wanted to give to whole class, but not enuf...so gave only my group and threw the rest to the PSL's i saw. And they were discussing whether to play smack that...wtf? i still got the sound recording of it...
Thn my class put on a star wars play for the campfire item. DAMN funny, only i acci deleted the vid...TT.

InterClass soccer
Last year, sec2 everyone rushed to go soccer sign up. This year, my whole class went to rugby(or tried to). Reason, cuz rugby we probably wouldn't be owned so bad. Prediction of SOMEONE in the class said we would get last in soccer. well we got SECOND LAST! n i was forced to play..tiring man. 2 matches in a row! thn the subsitutes happily stay on bench playing rubik's cube, only when we nearly scored a goal then they look up.

Our original plan was to just kick the ball into our own net, this way we wouldn't let the opponents score any goals. But after some encouragement, we decided to play properly. With no formation! We just gave the positions, and went off to play. At least the defence wasn't too bad..but we lost every match we played. YAY!

4th point: the last point up there is self-explanotory.
And...I FORGOT TO DO NEWSPAPER REPORT! GG!
thats all I can rant about for now.

2008-01-18T06:29:00.000-08:00

Okay, who thought my blog was dead.
If you did, raise your hand.
And smack yourself with it, cuz ur dumb.

So busy...competition over 1 week ago, but still had training every day cuz of new sec1s, post mortem(refections aft competition =.=), and sec1 cca orientation.(not neccesarily in that order)

But at last, the week is over, and weekends to look forward to..its gonna be busy too. got jian bao to do EVERY WEEK and alot other hw i missed while at sec1 orientation camp.

Anyway, sec1 orientation camp was...fun. Even though i was stuck with a anti microsoft-hyper mouth guy and somemore hyper active people, it was fun to see em pick in him by shouting microsoft rules all the time. Of cos i didn't do anything to stop this. :P

And we all slept like a log at 2am.
They changed some of the games, like the minefield game if u step on the mine its not ground waterbombs, u get hit by 'aeriel bombardment'(actually PSF's on 2nd floor bombing them). 1 guy pissed them off so much that the PSF took the water bucket and poured it on the whole group. OWNED!

I can't wait to be a psf...but thats what i told my self last year that i couldn't wait to be sec3 n a PSL. and it was dissapointing in a way...more freedom, but a hell more hw. eg: WEEKLY JIAN BAO 300-400WORD?

and anyway competition we got 5th place. We all blamed it on defective hardware :P. our hardware is like, 2000+ the hardware, whereas all the other sch use mordern ones...zzz.

kk thats all for now. and i hope u all dun tink this is dead. or u'll have to smack ur self again, cuz ur dumb.

P.S.no offence meant to any1 reading this.

2008-01-03T07:48:00.000-08:00

wa lau. todae 2nd day of sch ordy damn tired.
why?
-1200 word essay haven finish yet
-now doing maths.

and the bloody maths is so hard.

and it didn't help that i had CCA till 9.30pm
zzz competition next tuesday die liao lah no chance...lol
but sec 3 now can start pumping sec1 if they slack. muhahahahahahaha. today i ordy pump 1 fat guy 50 for slacking. Yes i'm a sadist.
not that we did alot of work anyway...1 guy brought counterstrike n installed it. thn we played it while eating dinner. so fun!
oso met my friend frm taekwondo cherng hao in sch these few days. he still insist on calling me by my bnet name =.=
well anyway thats all for today. tired n got alot mroe to finish.

2007-12-28T07:55:00.000-08:00

Haha, its been so long since i last posted, any1 bothered to read?
I bet my blog's all but dead now.

A blog being dead sumtimes is good for its health

anyway, yesterday was my birthday, thanks to all who wished me a happy birthday (belated or not)

and on my b'day i had to go sch to help out in the computer science talent development programme.
Quite hilarious some of them. One didn't know how to log in(poor guy), and half of them didnt know how to find the file.

And they still came for talent development programme.....

lemme gif u all an example:

Section B:

Name 3 hardware parts of the computer which u deem r the most important:
and he put:

1. The on off switch

2. microsoft word

3. computer games

LOL. enuf said

anyway, today i went with my cca to go this meat restaurent called brazil

Quite nice food, i'm stuffed.

Then went coffee bean talk cok.

But the good part was when we tried to take a taxi home. We missed the first one cuz i was too slow in catching up with them. LOL

2nd taxi: One guy distracted us talking about chess. Then a bloody ang moh couple juz waltzed past us n flagged the cab.

3rd taxi, 4th Taxi: Both ignored us. WTF! My teach says its cuz they were indian drivers :P no racism intended

Then finally we got a cab n went home.

2007-11-27T05:58:00.000-08:00

Today went to chinese physician to get oil for my leg...
thn over there the guy went to massage my leg thn put medicated stuff on my leg and tie it there.
he thn say muz leave it there fr 3 days for it to heal and not to walk about so much
So i can walk again on thursday
Anyway thursday oso class chalet so zun...

2007-11-26T06:00:00.000-08:00

OMG today i made a damn stupid mistake..
I nvr ask the doc how i will get bak the x ray results, thn went to take it at noon
to take the x ray they had to get my foot into 3 different positions, then i wasn't allowed to move at all >.<
thn evening i thought had to go clinic to collect results, over there thn i found out
that the results dun come out so fast, even for a toe x ray
so tmrw going chinese physician lol! hope got no damn herbs to chew
banged the toe twice afterwards...and then my grandparents came over to fuss over my toe lol.
I dunno y I cant move the toe alot now. Thats good i think cuz if i move it thn it will hurt more. but i cant move it much in comparisn to my other toe(s).
I wonder if i can walk in time for the vietnam trip next sunday?

2007-11-25T06:17:00.000-08:00

zzz...today fractured my toe in taekwondo, and i thought it was just a sprain when i got it.
During sparring practise, all the poom belters had to fight 5 different people at one go, and when i fought the last one i tripped when i tried to dodge his kick and my toe took alll the weight of the fall, it hurt like hell for the rest of the day..

Only went to the doctors at night, and then he told me that it was most likely a fracture. Anyways tomorrow i'm going for a x-ray to check if theres a crack on the bone..if there is it will take 6 weeks to heal.
Now its really hard to walk, and the foot gives out occasional spasms of pain to remind me that i can't walk for maybe another 6 weeks properly

2007-11-24T06:25:00.000-08:00

Today went to cousins b'day, hes only 4 and he invites all his friends from kindergarden also...

used my handphone to take these pictures of him, and somehow he only invited female classmates haha he even inivted his teacher
who i told about when i tried to tell him my sisters PSLE score, he said "姐姐哪里会拿到这么高呢？你骗人!" he thought all exams r upon 100points lol
Hes got very naughty now, he whacked me over the head with a pringles can when i tried to open it >.<
Hes seriously abit spoilt...when he doesnt get what he wants he cries, like when his other cousin around the same age as him refused to let him play with the frickin car he cried, and it made 6 asdults fuss over him... =.=
thn ate lunch there but couldnt stay for long as my sis had a choir performance at 3, i wonder did it go well?
so heres his picture

thats all!

2007-11-22T07:11:00.000-08:00

heh so long since i last posted...
anyways today my sis got bak her PSLE results, she got 263 =.=
1 mark away frm scholarship heh
i feel happy for her, she says her motivation for it was cuz my father promise to buy her a new phone is she got abv 260.
anyway speaking of new phones i oso got a new phone, k610
its been a crazy year, and today was no exception
the highest psle score this year is the highest so far in history, 294
well i guess this could count as a crazy ending to the year
oh and, now there are 12 frickin poom belts in the taekwondo class. TWELVE!!
my sis says that 3 quaters of em dun deserve to be poom. 2 of them passed only cuz their grader was our teacher
anyway now late people haf to bow 16 times, 4 to the sirs and 12 to us haha.
But its damn confusing with 12 seperate "teachers"
and i'm the oldest out of them all, they expect me to match my standard to the full black belts =.=
well thats all i wanted to say for awhile.

2007-11-09T07:02:00.000-08:00

Lol i havent posted for so long.....
but thats cause there was nothing interesting to post
unless you count sitting in front of the computer all (if not most) day long starong at it like a mindless zombie.
dammit i'm coming down with a cold...
anyway yesterday i went to stay at my (younger) cousins house to celebrate ANOTHER cousins birthday today. With 3 hours of badminton. yippee.
Then right after that, i went to attend this chinese circus that i tried to sleep through. but i had chosen the frickin wrong time to sleep, cuz it was when some lady began to sing.
I swear, i think my eardrums are bleeding.
then my sister said something sarcastic to me which i shall repeat.
"How much did we pay to hear this?"
The other things i can remember about it is a shaolin master breaking a steel plate with his head and some guy eating fire and then drinking soda to burp out the fire.
I could feel the heat from the last row.
So thats about it for today. *sniff*(blocked nose)
oh yeah and i'm getting a new handphone even though i didn't ask for one.
so enjoy this filler strip. Click on it to view the words, i think this time its too small.

P.S. Grats SAF on top ten ranking(but i was away at cuz house couldn't help >.<)!
P.P.S.Thank you cw leaders for working hard!!
Note: I do not admire megaman, it s just that its funny to do these things about him. mehehehehehe

2007-10-18T07:20:00.000-07:00

ahhh finally back from ACE camp!!!
4 days Adventure Camp Expedition camp has made me realise 1 thing-
stop taking my home and comforts for granted.
The classes going for camp 1 were sorted into different groups last week. the groups that i can remember going were HP, SOLID, TABA, SOZ, and my class group, SD. We are them split into sub groups based on our index numbers.
sub group 1(SD1): 1-11
sub group 2(SD2): 12-24(my group!)
sub group 3 (SD3): 25-36

DAY1

Building our tent should have been easy, but we got a small tent and long poles, so we snapped 2 poles before we changed tents. Then we found out that the next tent had no slots to put its 'skeleton' poles, so we discarded that 1 oso. We finally settled on a white one, but by that time there were little poles left when we snapped another 1, so we had to compromise by useing a half broken pole.

around 1pm, the camp went to hell on an express elevator.

it started as a small drizzle, but quickly grew into a drenching downpour that left us soaking wet even though we pressed our backs against the shelter's wall.
thats how wet it was.
Needless to say, we couldnt go mountain climbing.
all the groups couldn't do their activities on that day.
the rain finally stopped at around 3pm, and then we were all sent to go repair our tents, which were just put up be4 the rain.
most of the tents were mini swimming pools by that time. Luckily, we all had waterproofed our belongings with ziploc and thrash bags.

thenb at night, we went to sleep in a quite damp tent. it was quite uncomfortable...and at 3am, joel woke me up and asked me to go to the toilet with him. It was a rule that if we wanted to go toilet at night, we had to go with a partner...and the rest of the tent refused to go with him.
When i got back, i went to sleep at least 10 cm away from joel. And when i woke up, i found that i was 3 cm away from him. weird.

DAY 2

You know, on day 1 we were so cold we wanted the sun to come out and burn us...well we got our wish on day 2.
our first activity was abseiling. It was quite fun, and so was the team bonding activity, where we had to learn to trust our class. It involved letting them carry u and sing a song of your choice. The songs sung ranged from Barney to Spongebob to pop.

The weather by that time gave us sunburn on un-sunblocked area, like the abck of the neck, which most of us forgot to sunblock. It was so hot I wanted it to rain or hav cold winds to cool us down...as the saying goes, becareful for what u wish for...

After lunch, 2 people came to sit on out tent, and that was enough. The half broken pole snapped, and we had to work fast to repair it. We had just repaired it and was about to put the weather protecting sheet over it when we had to go for canoeing. We thought it wouldn't rain, for it was a cloudless sky...we went as far as to put our wet bags out to dry.

During canoeing, most of us forgot our sec1 skills. So there were quite a number of boats bumping into each other. And i got my wish. It did start to rain...
at 4 pm, i noticed a huge thundercloud in the horizon. and then it rained with an intensity similar to the first day. me and my partner paddled backt o shorre for we thought the teacher would cancel the canoeing. We were wrong. we had to raft up in the face of the downpour(as if we weren't wet enough) and I was chosen to do the capsize drill. Yup, get more cold. Fortunatly i was saved by the lightning. when the teacher h4eard the thunder and saw the flash of lightning, he caceled the canoeing. but not until we all looked like we jumped into a swimming pool for 5 minutes.

At least howard fixed the tent up properly, so it was okay, although the bags we left out to dry were now wet again, and the inside of our tent resembled a swimming pool. But 1 other tent collapsed, so we had to take in 1 of the inhabitants. so it was 7 people instead of 6, and that night we were packed together closer than a pack of sardines.

DAY 3

Jungle survival and oreinteering.

Jungle survival was basically making a shelter, a fire, and a water purification system. The instructors found a new way to torture us by inventing the hornet drill. when they scream 'HORNET' we have to fly flat on the ground, and cover our necks in case the hornet stings there. its very tiring, and we had to hornet 2 or 3 times in the jungle survival activity. It wasnt very eventful. My main job was to collect firewood and find the darn lime tree, which i searched in the wrong place.
Then, we did outdoor cooking for lunch. I never knew Joey was such a good cook. His eggs were delicious! a pity I only got quite little, for SOMEONE went to go take half of all the food after it was cooked.

Then it was oreinteering, which is sort of like a treasure hunt, only we have to get stamps on out card instead of treasure, and then run back to the starting point. The prize was the rights to water bomb anyone.and in the end it was joey who led us to victory, as he had done this before. After a few wrong turns, we then raced the group to the last stamp, and then raced back to the starting point.

At the end of the day, there was the campfire, which we learnt some unspeakable songs and then where each of the groups had to perform a act. There were some really great ones, like "the chronicles of TABA" and a imitation of a mocca advertisment.

DAY 4

This was the day that we could go home. Everybody was excited, but there was one last activity left for us to complete-rafting, reputed to be the worst of all the activities.
We 1st learnt hwo to knot stuff and other things(boring). then we started building a raft. All the 3 groups rafts were the same in design, and all fell apart when they were pushed into the water. Talk about similarity. Thats what I heard though, not saw, for before we launched our rafts, we had to play a small game suited for our instructors sadistic minds.

The game was as follows- we started from a cage on the other side of a road, and then we would attempt to run back to our rafts through a muddy field. What we didn't know was that the instructor would make us do a hornet drill halfway through the mud. I foresaw this, and ran as slowly as i could, which means i avoided getting muddy the FIRST time. The instructor noticed, and purposely did another hornet drill when i was in the middle of the field, then as i didn't cover my neck properly, he said i would have died, and told me i couldn't move. So then my group was suppissed to transport me to the other side of the river useing the raft, but as i mentioned, the raft broke apart when it hit the water.

Then, it was river crossing, which was kind of fun, as it was a hot day and the water was cool, and it helped wash off some of the dirt. After the activity was over, Mr chua then let us go to the lake and wash ourselves before returning to the campsite. Good ol Mr chua.

thats basically it for ACE camp.

2007-10-11T05:07:00.000-07:00

today got back our results.....all damn suck except for lit.....
english: 69%(wtf 1 mark more to distinction)
Maths: 62%
Mother Toungue(Chinese): 55%
Chemistry: 48%(OMG I FAILED CHEM!)
Bio: 62%
Physics: 70%
Geog: 63%
Lit: 73% (wtf...)

lols and just this morning jerald saying i ownage. Jerald how i own with those^^^ results, i cant go triple sci LOL.

2007-10-08T07:25:00.000-07:00

I said i'd update daily.
so i lied.
I said updated daily 50% of the time. mehehehehe...
anyway today was damn stupid.
I was bored, and I started playing with my shoelaces, and somehow, I tied up both of my hands and was unable to get one of them free.
Then. i made the mistake of asking someone for help.
Soon, half the clas was involved.
It was pretty stupid now that I think about it...
even so, the speech was still quite boring...
anyway the rest of the stuff in the past few days wasn't really that exciting...
except being owned by mervin in DOTA.
he got wicked sick at the end of the game lol
nvm i took my revenge today....

2007-10-05T07:18:00.000-07:00

I....can't...believe it.....
omg i'm so damn tired. mental stress over stupid last paper. I kept thinking abt wad i was gonna do aft exams, and then couldn't concentrate properly for maths paper 2. So, GG! My maths exam will make me dieeeee.
along with 20+ people who said that they r gonna die in their maths too.
So i'm gonna spend this weekend fully.
by decimicating online mechanical monstries.
Just kidding.
and whoever fugly saw is(although i got a suspicion its jerald) u will get a ass kicking when sch reopens
i'll kick jerald ass 1st, if i find out its someone else...no harm done. right?
actually, don't answer that question.

good luck to the rest of my frens who r still having their exams.

"Its time to kick some gum and chew some ass, and we're all outta ass."

2007-10-03T02:04:00.000-07:00

finally got some time to post lol.
changed a couple of thigns if u haven't noticed, the flashbox for starters, and...stuff.
heh taekwondo grading was last sunday, damn funny.
the stuoid sparring partner let down his guard and then i kicked his butt....literally.
then he got pissed and charged at me, i just stuck out my foot at chest level and he hit himself on it lmao....
anyway exams r gonna be over in 2 days then i can play all i want be4 goin for ACE camp lol...
thats all for today, tata.

2007-09-23T06:51:00.000-07:00

well....
long time nvr update.
first things first. lemme answer a couple of questions that i cant be bothered to answer on the flashbox.
to dg: if they were copyrighted, do u think i would use them?.....well yes.
I'm tryin to be evil
anyway i'm stoppin puttin the comics, cuz i find they're intruding into the boxes on the right.
bleh 1 more week to nxt grading.....
and also today, the teach let us go watch Evan Almighty in sunday sch.
i dun get it...he said its supposed to be for us to see hwo someone will answer gods call....
but it seemed that the whole period went by just laughing at it...lol
and matt, imagine if u had 250 million bananas in yur house....how the heck would they transport them, or even....errr...store them....
now my mind is filled with images of 249 million clumps of bananas rotting in the warehouse.....

study hard.....
i mean, smart

2007-09-14T07:02:00.000-07:00

1st week gone!. So slow =.=
I still cant believe it....kena nominated for PSL, then chosen. WTH?!
"it doesn't sound right....Jon Saw the PSL?"-quote frm CCA member
"the world is coming to an end!"

anyways we got so much hw to do...ahhh, so much to write.
so many essays and papers, I'm swamped!

So today I tried to do sumthin funny and start spoutin random crap about ice cream in soldier front...and look there that got me.

KnightII: Is the warehouse made of ice cream?
random person: " If you say 1 more word about ice cream, I will hurt you."
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.
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KnightIII: ohhhh I wish I was an oscar meyer ice cream~
guy frm other clan: SHUT UP!
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KnightIII: Ice cream, its so good. Ice cream....its not made of wood.
comp: it is.
KnightIII: It is?
comp: teh cone is.

lol....i'll never spout crap about ice cream again...or i'll change this skin to an ice cream related one.

Quote of the day: "I wish I was made of ice cream!"(not mine. I swear)

2007-09-11T05:59:00.000-07:00

2nd day and I'm...out of energy. damm.
Good news: I THINK i passed my chinese oral. i THINK.
there again with my karma nothing good usually happens to me.
and no, I didn;t get qn 6. *lets out sigh of relief*
today geog teacher rly make us stay abck so much
then stay abck until no time prepare for chin oral
go out of classroom, caught by CCA teacher LOL.
actually i wanted to 'pon' it then kenaed caught.
hey I needed to finish my VB project. 30+ forms and still not even 1/3rd finished.
At this rate, I'll have to do it at home also.
then now got so much hw i nvr do, no time to play...like i could anyway, with FYE coming up.
Then just before recess, I was so dam hungry I suggested to jerald tmrw i would bring a BBQ rack to roast him LOL.

10.00AM
Me:*finishes compre*

10.05AM
Jerald: eh jon saw wads a panama?
Me: Its a type of hat!!!!
jerald: oh okay.

10.15AM
Me: I'm so hungry
Jerald: Me too
Me: eh I dunwan endure this again tomorrow. How abotu if I bring a deep fat frier to class tmrw and u donate sum of yur fats for us ah?
Jerald: ......

*bell rings*

Me: DONT KNOCK DOWN ANY1 ON YOUR WAY TO THE CANTEEN!!!
Jerald: *runs off*

lols at least i go cca today i got free pizza yay!
Then went home with ryan, when he wave goodbye to me that time i wave back, I slipped on the sidewalk and fell LOL. I think he was laughing real hard...hehehehehehe

come home, rest on a sofa, then sleep on it, foudn out that it was really dusty. Then when wake up, find out my left eye is swollen and red and tearing....wth lah. my right eye just recover then left eye now swollen.

2007-09-10T06:08:00.000-07:00

1st day of term 4
-exams in 2.5 weeks
so today, ehhhh main thing was I found out I lost my tie and
had to buy a new 1. THE HELL?!
>.< chinese oral tmrw...i hope i dun get topic 6. That 1 i dunno how do hahaha
scally i rly get xia..
anyway today, taking bus home that time, jerald got into a argument with alistair LOL
then we kena "buried" under so many words...cannot rebutt of anything..he tok too fast LOL. then manage to tok for 6 min on 1 topic. Even I cant do that o.o
exceprt:
Jerald: Okay Okay lah, sorry lah
Alistair: He doesn't mean it one lah, he always very "pick fight"
Me: Jerald seriously lah, y u 2 get so worked up over small matter(ask whether gt chin zhou ji hw)
Jerald: You see, alistair always wan moralize pple
Me: At the rate our class is goin, your moralizin work is gonna be cut out
Alistair: U tink I like to moralize ah?
Me: u keep it up like this then u will get beat up leh...
Alistair: "engages us in a very long topic on how he cares for the class"

Jerald: wa Jon saw how long he speak elr ah?
Me: 6min. WA thats the time for normal debate point.

no offence alistair, but seriously, u cant think yurself as king, like yur moralizing is needed by us all like food.

2007-09-08T23:36:00.000-07:00

heres somemore...feeling bored also.

2007-09-08T22:32:00.000-07:00

After one day, the swelling has gone down.
And then today morning, I find out that our car windshield is broken-by a stone
wow all it took to claim insurance was 1 little pebble heh
i'll attach pics later
I kinda wish the windshield was entirely smashed so can claim MORE insurance. hahaha
so i'll upload the pics of the car later
in the meantime, I found some comics that r...dumb.
enjoy?

2007-09-08T06:07:00.000-07:00

well today, I found out that
my eye is swollen due to an allergy to dust in a new environment.
goddammit now 1 eye is swollen and I can;t see properly hahaz
And the doc says I may hav conjuncvitis...whatever the hell that is.
at least the swelling went down after I applied some eyedrops...
so now i only hav 1 eye that's operational.
well need to "rest" the eys now. tata

2007-09-04T03:43:00.000-07:00

today sf clan outing. LOL...quite alot of pple say wan go, then suddenly last min say dunwan. left only 3 pple. =.= then very odd..noone know what to say to ea other...especially age diff so dam big, one of them smoking and 20+. LOL

2007-09-03T05:24:00.000-07:00

hahaha 2days ofvacation overler,still haven done any of the hw except the easy geog...lol.
VB project also very hard, spent 2hrs making the stats page alone dammit I need more time ahhhh
well I better go plan my project storyline, or else when i go back there I'll just be wastin mah time

2007-09-02T05:23:00.000-07:00

Well this is my 1st post..right on a sunday too.
Well first, before I get on to my post, I would 1st like to answer this question that I think will be asked.
1. Why is my blog's URL like that?
Ans: Well that was due to a slight accident(keyboard hit the floor and enter was pressed, just when my baby cousin HAD to randomly hit all those keys)

Well, anyways today it was taekwondo time(again). Just like evry other week, I somehow wake up late(9.00am), and then hurry my breakfast, then rush to the community club for class. There, I have to deal with...so many young kids who don't know the meaning of proper stretching. Yes being a black belt is like that, its not all kick-the-guys-butt-if-he/she-disobeys-you. Now, if you kick their butt, they go home and call their parents who make a complaint. damn it.

Then, I went through a traumatizing experience on being taught on "how to teach". It was basically the sequence of a class. WTH?!?! I was a student for like 2 years and I knew most of the sequence anyway, then they still had to go through this!

Then in the afternoon, I had sunday school, which was...boring. Like every other session( I hope the teacher never finds out i wrote this though). So because it was boring, I have nothing to say about it. wahaha.

IN the evening, my family and I went out to eat at a hawker center, there I was stuffed with satay until I was really full, then I got stomach ache due to that( or it was food poisoning). And after that...well i started on this pathetic excuse for a blog..(based on my opinion).

well thats all. be sure to tag!