Monday, November 17, 2008

cont'd from previous post.

After arriving at CHIJ, had to go through bag check, then go unpack...then games.

So our group 1st activity was some activity where 3 people have balloons tied to their feet on each side, and then the objective is to pop them.

Then in the end, all those that wanted to be attackers end up being defense, and all those wanting to defend ended up attacking. So confusing ._.

The best part was one person defending the balloon person while 6 people tried to get past.

freakin gangbangers.

then after that was a game where you have to take alphabet pieces out of dirty water with your feet.(lets not go into details here)

And then a game where you have to run and eat a apple hanging by a thread without using your hands.(much to our amusement, the other group dropped their apple into the ground twice...but of course didnt eat it)

followed by twister with paint on the board. in the end all of us got painted feet and hands.

Then some complicated game involving water guns, umbrellas and name tags.(There is a opaque sheet, and 2 people get ready behind it. one holds a umbrella. then when the sheet goes down, the person without the umbrella must say the opposite side person's name(the one not holding the umbrella). the group which is slower gets hit with water guns(and a bucket of water) afterwards.)

Then when i THOUGHT the paint on my hands had dried...

there was the mother hen and chicks game. but with 16 people instead of 8. so when everyone attempted to turn, the back few people fell out. And I was part fo them. A side effect of that was i gripped really hard on Nicolette's shoulders..and then later found out that i stained her fav T-shirt. Oops.(yes yes i did apologize ALOT.)

So then, after that all the games were canceled due to rain. In their place, though, was a...dress up competition to turn boys into girls. AHHHHHHHHHHH. So out of the 3 guys in our group, how did one get chosen? Heres how.

Jeremy Lau(JL): *points at me* he should do it.

Other jeremy(J): Yes, he should do it.

Me: *points at jeremy(non lau)*No way, you should do it cuz you look more macho.(this is, unfortunately, true. He had a bigger body.)

Luckily, the rest agreed with me. Phew~

But he refused to do it. So on and on we went, each saying the other should do it all the way back, until someone had the bright idea of playing a game of chance to decide. Why? Because the girls failed to persuade all 3 of us to do it willingly. And we couldn't decide. So after playing....

Jeremy Lau got the role.

LOL. In the end he wore some bikini made of plastic cups and a 'skirt' made of name tags.(WITH HIS CLOTHES ON. NO SICK THOUGHTS.) If you think that was good, wait till you hear about the others..

Here are 2 memorable ones.

One dressed as a dancer.(he won.) And then some comments were that he seemed more like a girl than some girls there. This, of course, got the commenter whacked.

The other found 2 volleyballs and used them as

-CENSORED-

This will continue later.

fire and ice clashed at [5:47 AM]

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

okay....i forgot to tell you all i was going for confirmation camp for 3 days, but....noone noticed! WOO!

First day:

Went to church...at 8.30. met most of the class there, except for most of the SJI people and like 1/4 of the girls. Then, after registration...

Me: Wheres Tim Choo and the rest?(the SJi guys and the missing girls)

Joel: Oh they're at Macs opposite, sleeping.

Me: ....Registration just ended, and they're sleeping?

Joel: Go wake them up!

Me: I'm lazy to run. You go.

So, after about 5 minutes, we, with our 1337 eyesight(yeah right) manages to see some people leaving Macs. Problem solved!

Then, even after all the arguing and repeated prompts to go into the hall, when i finally go in, I find out i'm the first in my group to arrive.

And I get greeted by the facilitator(facil for short). Lucky me :D
Anyway the facil was really friendly, and helped the group get to know each other better. yay.

Anyway, here are the members(for future reference)

Group name: Saint Josemaria Escriva

-Andre(Facil)
-Gabriella(Facil)
-Antonia
-Amanda
-Joey
-Jeremy i-forgot-your-surname-sorry-dont-kill-me
-Jeremy Lau
-Nicolette(is that how you spell it?)
-Patricia
-me ._____.

So then, there were ice breakering activities, Camp briefing, sessions(we'll call them lectures), and lunch, etc.

Then went to CHIJ Toa Payoh for camp.

-Okay, the post ends here now, for 2 reasons.

1. My parents are gonna kill me if i dont sleep soon, and if i die, this post will never get published and the sotry wont end.
2. From here on the mood of the posts will be more combrte and reflective and...religious?
3. I'm sleepy.

fire and ice clashed at [6:16 AM]

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Monday, November 10, 2008

Ahhhh zomfg....

Firstly, my sincere thanks to the bus captain of bus no. 105, license number 8155Z. And also to all those commuters who helped me out.

Now heres what happened:

Firstly, at noon, Legion of mary (seat of wisdom) went out together for a meal, then meeting, at sakura! woot!

So then, for the next 1hr 10 minutes, we ate, cracked jokes, and shared horrific experiences and warning about ACE camp.(impt: i ate 20 pieces of sashimi. which was regretted later.)

Then, meeting.

And halfway through it, i started hiccuping. And everytime i hiccuped, there would be pain in my chest area(more like knife stab). At first everyone laughed like hell, including me. But then when i found out it wasnt stopping, then...

So it continued, at a frequency of 2 every 5 seconds. ._.

Then, on the way back home, on the bus, i vomited. Luckily, not over anyone, but on the floor. So thanks to the bus driver for stopping and giving me cloth to clean(lol i cleaned his bus for him) and also to the 2 aunties who helped by giving me tissue paper. And to the guy next to me who helped.

fire and ice clashed at [1:18 AM]

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Friday, November 07, 2008

Lalala....okay sch over!(actually 2 days ago, but nvm)

Anyway, for any world of warcraft fans readingf this(i think 0, but you cant be sure), WOW Wrath of teh lich king is coming out on 11.13.2008

okay, now that the ads are over, lets review a super late post on last day of sch...


3/11/2008

Truly, this day gave a new meaning to the words 'THIS IS MADNESS'.

1st period: Geog

Presentation time, on our project on development. I wont go into details, except this, the teacher is f-ing biased. And my presentation gave a new meaning to the phrase :" Epic phail"

2nd period: Chem

Geez, you'd think its that last day, mr chen would let us slack. BUt no, he goes off into new topic. >.< my brain hurts...

3rd period: English AKA slack like hell
Since we finished the task designated for english yesterday(newspaper report/movie review), we watched some vid, then teach left us to our own devices(this is also known as let the class wreck havoc). After all, it was only 5 min to recess, what could we do in 5 min?

Ans: Alot. First, Theodore decided to headbutt lucas. Next, lucas retaliated by grabbing a full can of deodorant, and spamming it on theodore. Then theodore grabbed the can, wrenched it out of Lucas hands, and spammed it back on him, his bag, and the whole table, and the neighboring tables. Then half the class ran out for fresh air. The smell was like...Blehhh

Then, Maths!
We tried to bribe Ms Ong into letting us watch movie by telling her a guy from her form class told us she was playing movie for them, which is true. Instead, we were stuck doing Sets for the whole period.

5th Period: Geog again. Not saying more here. Its after that which gets interesting.

Then, clean up! Which we all slacked off. MUAHAHAHAHA. And then, me and daryl Pow had our Kassen Kentai(final battle) outside class, to settle our debt once and for all(in case anyone doesnt know, he kept poking me and jabbing me since sec 1. In return, I jabbed him and whacked him. But only in self defence.) So, if it was only in Self defence, how did this happen? well...

*FLASHBACK*

Gerald: Hey Saw, Punch this poster see if can break.

Me: Okay, hold properly ah...

*Smack*

Me: Damn, didnt break.
*I then proceed to walk outside.*

Me: Oh look, its raining. You fault lah daryl Pow, once you come out cause it to rain.

Walks back into class*
*Gets head slammed by daryl, meaning to tap my head but instead whacking it into a wall*

After I get up, I feel my head and find a lump the size of a 50cent coin.
And thats why I got pissed.

Okay to summaris ethe battle, I headbutted him, jabbed him 5 times in the stomach, and then backed off. Then i blocked all his moves for 30sec. =.=

fire and ice clashed at [6:47 AM]

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Sunday, November 02, 2008


You are The Hierophant


Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching.


All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel.


The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.



geez and i thought i'd be XXI, the world. heh. oh well, anyway...

Today tkd, saw 1 guy go through damn tough training..
he had to spar 3 times in a row. against teh seniors(daryl and dexter)
and he got tired after 1st fight...his morale can also be seen was down(he lost 7-0).
and then he had to fight dexter who had like infinite stamina xia.
then he went on the recieving end of dexters 'spammage' style.
Could see he was in so much pain >.<

And so, dear 3-G1-3ers who read this, thats the reason why i dotn want to use force in class. its because i dont want to hurt anyone.

(chances of that happening are 0.000000000000000000000000000001 x 10^-9.99999e99 %)

fire and ice clashed at [6:52 AM]

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Crap, nothing much to update lately.

Ah wait, gotta say something about my class!

3G1-3 was really...fun class, had lots of good times(not doing hw, card games, halo tournaments), bad times(does getting scolded as a class count?), and much more... just that i find we dont have much of a attitude toward studies or doing homework, and only 1 more year to O levels..

Luckily noone got retained (though sometimes i wish one person did, how evil!) and is it just me, or during the supplementry lessons the teachers seem more stressed than usual?

*waits for response, but hears nothing*

Oh wait, noone from my class reads this.
WHich means, I can post anything i want. MUahahahahahaha...

Schedule of 50% of 3G1-3 people(AKA Dota Freaks)

Switch on WC3
Go on to GGclient
get into a DOTA room
Get owned(90% of them)
own others(10%)
repeat for whole holiday.


Now obviously, there is no mention of acedemics.

fire and ice clashed at [7:14 AM]

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Lack of updates, because:

1. Exams(yes, way over)
2.Camps and alot of celebrations
3.Supplementry Classes while rest of sch has holidays.


Anyway, today, at english, the most random topic came up.

Death sentances and prisoner punishments.

And it was pretty traumatising to learn you were named after a torture/death method

And to quote the whole class,(with a tone of emphasis on the 2nd word)

"The SAW."
How does it work?(those who want to skip this press page down button, cuz its damn gory)

The victim is first hung upside down, so that more oxygen flows to the brain, and he can live longer.
Then they are sawed down.

Into half.

From the 'in between the legs area'.

Used on: Homosexuals of various sexes.
So remember, its bad to be gay.

And that wasnt even the most disgusting.

There was another called the impaling stick but its too disgusting, so...

fire and ice clashed at [5:46 AM]

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me.

Name: Jonathan Saw
Current school: St Josephs Institution (SJI)
Class: 3G1-3
Plays WC3, stuff
Tkd black belt!
Currently BALD


my loves.

-Playing comp
-being slightly sadistic
-japanese food
-and lots of other stuff


my hates.

-Doesn't like hitting people now(SURPRISED?)
-exams
-strenous work that involved long periods of useing a pen
-CANADA(jk)


links.

Matthew Chan, AKA wmc's blog
My sec 2 class blog
JOEY's blog!
Alex class chairman's "funny" blog
Matthew Lim's blog
Alistair kind boy's blog
Micromouse fren justin
Friends blog:
DG'S blog
SiYings blog
Shi tian's blog
Daryl's(Taekwondo senior) blog
Wan Tengs blog(6e) blog
soldier front
My sf clan blog
complicated's blog
[SG]Husk's blog
link
link


tagboard.



credits.

-Adobe Photoshop CS2
-nobrainpig
-angelic trust
-brusheezy
-Anodyne Stock
-photobucket
-blogskins
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