Thursday, April 03, 2008
Thursday, April 03, 2008
'kay,sorry. meant to update yesterday but was doin geog the whole night. n playing handphone games. good thing i finished it ordy or else i could have got addicted heh.
So anyway, lets juz post abt 1 damn nice incident tht happened yesterday.
Recess...
So we were in the class to get our RME files. thn chairman went spastic n began swinging the door back n forth.
whereas a lizard dropped straight in front of him.
So he was like "wtf" and OMG. thn he kicked it out.
Then my classmate AKID being the sadist he is, practices his standin broad jump to land PERFECTLY on teh lizard.
OWNED.
Thn people frm the other 2 classes came to see what the chairman was screamin and laughin abt.
Half the class was laughing, the other half was screaming.
And then we were like, 'akid how could you! you're a muslim!"
and "akid u sick sadist"
so akid, being the sick sadist he is, kicks the lizard into the drain and....
prceeds to mash it up.
with his shoe.
He used the show and grinded the lizard. then he jumped repeatedly on it the whole time.
and at the end....
half the lizards head was on akids show.
the other half was lieing in pieces on the floor.
and the lizards body was torn into 2.
with the intestines all over the floor.
this is what it looked like in the end.
LIZARD STEAK!
gross.
and suggesting to the frog keeper that he fed tht to the frog only earned me a nice smack to the face.
so i cant post anymore. LETS MAKE IT LONGER!
WITH PURE CRAP!
COURTESY OF CLASS OF 3G1-4, WHO USED CLASSROOM OF 3G1-3 FOR THEIR ORAL EXAM!
I DIDNT DO IT!
note: Russell is a extremely disliked guy.
Gerald is just a *insert rude word*(eg: bastard)
fire and ice clashed at [6:52 AM]