Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
KK post on today. lets seeeee
I'm gonna die tmrw with the rest of the class. why?
-i slacked off on some crap ss essay...we're dead.
eh shit but the teach oso ish the bali trip guy...scally he make my life damn bad there. SHIT. BURN MIDNGHT OIL.
Then why the hell m i posting?
nahhh i can afford to slack. 'kay lets see what happened today.
okay today we had eng presentation on endangered species. woo.
So our class came up with alot of funny shit.
one group brought ikea snake n used it. thn our teach comments
Teach:"wa, even when its being skinned it still looks so happy"
lol?
then our group did....Pirates of the carribean- Before Worlds end
Cuz we had 1 guy in our group who kept saying "I'm captain jack sparrow"
so we did pirates theme lo.(our animal was the komodo dragon)
SO here we go.
Keith Fern(KF): Tonight on HBO....we have pirates of he carribean, BEFORE WORLDS END.
Captain jack is tied up to the mast of the black pearl along the coast of australia.
And he has a liazrd on his shoulder, named jack.
*Cue for lizard*
Daniel(AKA capt jack)(D):where the hells that lizard.
KF:oi jon go
only there were 2 jons in the group, sand we were both slated to be lizards so i was like "jon go".
D: THE SMALL LIZARD
*oh*
So i hop in
KF: it was always on his shoulder. SUddenly the Kraken comes.
*enter thomas*
Whole class laughs. cuz thomas rly looked like the kraken, hes quite fat(no offence thomas)
KF: and the kaken eats the lizard!
Me: *emits high pitched shriek and dashes off stage, chased by thomas*.
Thomas walks back in giving a burp*
KF:the lizard then lays eggs in the stomach of the kraken, where it eventually hatches into new breed of lizards.
*enter jon2(chairman) who jumps off thomas as he enters*
*Crew(Keith Tan) gathers round*
Keith tan(KT): OMG what the hell is this thing
D: dont worry men, its completely harmless. Peanut?
Jon2(J2): sniff *rawr*. proceeds to eat daniel
KF:OMFG HE KILLED JACK SPARROW
KT: HOLY SHIT
KF: NArrates abt komodo dragons being endangered.
I come in.
Me: *acts like i'm eating jon2's body as keith narrates
Jon2: what the hell are you doing.
Me: I'm a cannibal.
'kay then it wrapped up. I didnt hear any laughter until later whn they told me they laughed damn hard at that.
Hey perhaps i can become a comedian.
Oh wait i forgot. I am one now...sorta.
Then aft sch it was chin remedial, and then whn teach left, we went abit psycho.
Gerald takes out hs snake and...does funny stuff with it.
Heres some pics.
TAKE YUR PICS
death by hanging
death by constriction
okay back to the essay. cya.
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