Monday, July 14, 2008
guys random post i found:
Okay so Fred and Thro walk to a city named Chintukty, they were driving through interstate 7495834530 and were driving in the highway for about 10 hours. Fred goes to Thro, "Hey man, I'm hungry, lets grab a bite.". "I hear you on that, LETS GO TO BURGER KING!". So Fred and Thro begin driving towards the nearest Burger King, which is in Exit 5875-Z. A few minutes on their drive towards Burger King, Fred spots a Walrus lying in the feild of corn and says to Thro, "Hey I spy a Walrus!". Suddenly out of nowhere another Walrus appears in Fros eye sight, but the Walrus flies through the air with a monkey-wrench and begins to bash the car. Fred goes "Oh my god theres a Walrus on our car!, floor it Thro!". As Thro puts the gas on his 1928 Ford Model-T, he automobile races through the highway on an average speed of 5 Miles Per Hour. Few seconds pass and behind the car are 10 Ninja Walruses rushing towards them with flaming chainsaws. But before the ninja walruses could get near the car, P. Diddy and Chuck Norris descend upon the heavens with AK-47's and Grenades. Suddenly when it all seem bleak for the ninja walruses, Captain Planet appears and engages in an epic Final-Fantasy-Style combat. Captain Planet lifts a large boulder and thros it at Chuck Norris but Chuck breaks the boulder with his third fist hidden in his beard. "Your beard is strong!" says Captain Planet, "but not even Chuck Norris can withstand this!". "No! It cannot be!, you'll destroy the balance of nature!". Captain Planet charges an Over 9000 Kamehameha and fires it at Chuck Norris, "The Power is YOURS!!!!". The beam roars through the air but stops abruptly as it was intercepted by another force. "Yeah it's da Juggernaut BITCH!". The Juggernaut crashes into the ground with the force of a Dinosaur and breaks the beam with his helmet. "You can't be serious this muthaf***a talkin' 'bout me!?, I'ma beat the s*** get the f*** outta my way", the Juggernaut swings his huge fists at Captain Planet and he explodes into nothing. But as the Juggernaut turns around to face his new foe, he finds Chuck Norris's Over 9000 Fists of Fury slamming into his face like Jackhammers through a sheet of glass. "When is the fighting going to stop!!!!" says Fred. "All I wanted was some Burger King!"
fire and ice clashed at [9:06 AM]