Friday, August 01, 2008

Today was a damn packed day, with many events to write about! woooo!
-oh and some 7 month overdue photos r comin, pictures of S1OC 2008!(courtesy of kevin martinez wong, thanks man!)

quote: Emmanuel Richard: "My favourite color is black, as it helped me learn an ancient ninja technique. Now you see me, *moves into shadow* now you dont."

Friday, 1/8/08(*ahem ahems* birthday, explained later)

be4 sch, nuthing much...until abt 7.20 then suddenly rmbed 2 things:
-had to complete hair for hope reflection forms
-and had to buy fruit or get detention

so i SPRINT!(prob last time i sprint for some time?)
and make it. in time.
and complete everything in time!

CRISIS 1 avoided.

on to crisis 2.

PERIOD 1: GEOGRAPHY
JonSaw's team(dont ask why i'm leader, i dunno too): Keith fern, Swee hoon, adrian, norman

we were given a full piece of work to do. a full essay qn. and we OWNED IT. okay we only owned the first part, completing it in record time. thats not to say there weren't any snags from the start though, me, keith and normy got involved in heavy debate on whose answer to use( 60% time i won :P)
and then, the snag.

Adrain(sick and tired of writing): GODDAMMIT MUZ WRITE WHY THE SPIT BEND MEH?!
Keith, me, normy: yeah.
Adrain: I quit.
Swee Hoon: *silently moves away from team*
Keith: okay shit. now what.
me: I'll write!
Keith: no I'LL write, you;'re handwriting is like u write with a SAW.
me: WHAAAAT?!

GGNORE to keith.

in the end had half a qn to finish,with alot of debates.

note: later during PSE, it turned out we did need to write why a spit bends. i win.
PERIOD 2: PHYSICS

Interesting parts:
-we made our interclass soccer team
-mr sim went thru on um...traditional things that were done to ur unmentionables.
-it included diagrams.
-i'm damn glad SJI is a all boys sch.

PERIOD 3: SS

our teach "ROCKS" man. we did a 45 min essay in 25 min. i managed to do 3/4 of it. aiya can get 8 marks min lah...

PERIOD 4: PE!(the fun part)

we went track, and as usual,d dint say the pledge...until...
*slackers sit on stair*

Teach: MOVE AND SAY UR PLEDGE!
*smacks 1 guy on the ass with the softball bat*

me: MOVE MOVE MOVE! 2 LINES OR U GET SMACKED!
PE rep: the josephian pledge! we josephians pledge ourselves at all times...shit what was it again?
me: shit.

then we played softball!
UG/sports VS clubs and society(MICROMOUSE)+NPCC

we batted 1st.
and i kena out on 1st try. running halfway they got me. tyco lah.
but managed to hit a ball far enuf for sum1 to scored home run. YEAH MAN.

then our turn to pitch.
Lucas: pitcher
Wallace: 1st base
Shi Yang: 2nd base
Theodore: 3rd base
Me: random runner

so we didnt get ANY1 out. at all. because...
-they hit damn far. nearly went esso. had to run like hell
-1 easy shot shi yang fumbled, dropped, and gave the guy time to run all 4 bases.
-another easy shot smacked me in the face, and then gave the guy time to run, again.

and then we batted. again.
this time i was out again, cuz i kena sold out by my team mate...
*smack*
RUN LUCAS RUN!
i run frm 1st to 2nd, notice they goin for 3rd base, then i stop.
lucas smack me frm behind"oi wad u doin, go"
then cuz cannot 2 pple at 1 base, so..
GG.

then finish..
we pitch. this time i 3rd base.
then...
SMACK!
"RUN SAMUEL RUN"
he runnin for 3rd base, and i had the ball, so i slide hoping the cone stop my slide but..

*slide*
"yes i'm gonna pwn ur ass samuel..wtf?!"
*samuel kicks cone away"

oh...shit.

i musta slid for 10m. and scraped both knees. wonder if can still spar now?
so of coz i released my anger by shouting expletives at samuel, who did a home run. in the end i got him out. hah.

then we went for recess.

PERIOD 4.5: RECESS(people who think seeing other people get humiliated is fun, you'll love this)

*buy sportade and food*
*table has me, norman to my left, daryl sim to my front, lucan to front left*
me: hell sportade is good.
daryl*drinking*:indeed
me:drinks and forgets to put cap.
norman: *opens chinese zuo ye, ke ben, ci yu shou ce*
lucas: norman u did zuo ye?
norman: yeah...why?
me: begans shaking bottle*
lucas : can lend m~

half a second of silence.
then...
the table realised i spilt orange sportade all over normans books.
score: jon1, norman0
lucas: HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA
daryl: HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA
norman: JON WTF?! *punch, jab, punch*
keith: hes SAWRY, NORMAN!
me: damn all of you to hell.
then i wiped clean his books, said sorry(sawry) about a dozen times, and then strangled keith


me: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
keith: I'M, SAWRY! I'M SAWRYYYYYYYY!
*increases pressure*
keith: I'M S-O-R-R-Y!!!! JEREMY!!! HELP!!!!
jeremy: this is rich, a guy with a surname of fern insulting a saw
me: let this be a lesson to you jeremy.

then in the end...norman couldnt learn his ting xie, and i kena suan for the rest of the day.

PERIOD 5: chemistry(CHENISTRY)

topic check.(GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I FAILED FOR SURE)

PERIOD 6: CHINESE
today, we had ting xie. in preparation for this, the class had disguised several ci yus and stuff over the board. but it was wiped off by teach in the end. all save 1.

then, 2 ke ben, 2 ci yu shou ces confiscated. lol cheaters.
int he middle of ting xie, daryl sim suddenly began singing an accapella version of "i wont go home without you" at the top of his voice.
lucas:"STOP HIM SOMEONE!!"
daryl: I WONT GO HOME WITHOUT YOUUUUU~
me: SHUT......UP!!!!
then whole class went quite for 5 seconds.

lucas: daryl you disgrace, you got scolded by jon saw. JON. SAW. JON SAW SCOLDED YOU. LOSER!!!!

no comment.

2ND PART COMIN UP TMRW, ALONG WITH PICS OF S1OC 2008, 7 MONTHS LATE!

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me.

Name: Jonathan Saw
Current school: St Josephs Institution (SJI)
Class: 3G1-3
Plays WC3, stuff
Tkd black belt!
Currently BALD


my loves.

-Playing comp
-being slightly sadistic
-japanese food
-and lots of other stuff


my hates.

-Doesn't like hitting people now(SURPRISED?)
-exams
-strenous work that involved long periods of useing a pen
-CANADA(jk)


links.

Matthew Chan, AKA wmc's blog
My sec 2 class blog
JOEY's blog!
Alex class chairman's "funny" blog
Matthew Lim's blog
Alistair kind boy's blog
Micromouse fren justin
Friends blog:
DG'S blog
SiYings blog
Shi tian's blog
Daryl's(Taekwondo senior) blog
Wan Tengs blog(6e) blog
soldier front
My sf clan blog
complicated's blog
[SG]Husk's blog
link
link


tagboard.



credits.

-Adobe Photoshop CS2
-nobrainpig
-angelic trust
-brusheezy
-Anodyne Stock
-photobucket
-blogskins
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